Fatmath is the mental calculation one must do of the relative obesity of everyone in the room before you mention (even in passing) your weight loss plans or act disgusted with your recent weight gain.
Failure to do fatmath can result in fielding a hearty stab to the face from someone greater than or equal to your degree of fattitude, even though the food didn't jump down your goddamn throats, people.
Failure to do fatmath can result in fielding a hearty stab to the face from someone greater than or equal to your degree of fattitude, even though the food didn't jump down your goddamn throats, people.
Rosencrantz: We were all eating birthday cake, and I said "Man, I must have gained 5 pounds this summer, I need to go on a diet" and then some 180 pound woman comes out of nowhere and stabs me directly in the face!
Guildenstern: Dude, clearly you did not do the fatmath in this situation.
Guildenstern: Dude, clearly you did not do the fatmath in this situation.
by calojan June 27, 2010
Get the fatmath mug.adj. A person who is exceptionally fanatical about their religious beliefs, sports team, or other thing which they support strongly - to the point of being scary. Origin - cross between fanatical and satanical.
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A girl who has a cute face and voice. She may not look like it but she's a gamer. She can be crazy at times...well actually...all the time. Loves piggy back rides. Has a crush on someone who's name starts with an A. First impression: Innocent. Never gets in trouble. Teacher's pet. Can be thick and dumb at times. But can be epicly smart when needed.
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She has a crush on someone beginning with A &R
She has only a bit of friends only bc she chooses to, she keeps that one friend and cherish them hoping to keep them.
Usually having dreams of a pedestrian or doctor or nurse.
She is quite stubborn and tells the truth.
She has a beautiful smile as well as long beautiful curly hair.
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She has a crush on someone beginning with A &R
She has only a bit of friends only bc she chooses to, she keeps that one friend and cherish them hoping to keep them.
Usually having dreams of a pedestrian or doctor or nurse.
She is quite stubborn and tells the truth.
She has a beautiful smile as well as long beautiful curly hair.
She is honest and sticks up for herself and people she loves!
by Darlaaa April 3, 2019
Get the Fatma mug.Blatently obvious. If a fat person tries to sneak round a corner they will be seen, as their belly will protrude first and give them away. Hence if something can be seen a mile off, or is really obvious, it can be 'seen coming like a fat man round the corner'
Phil: 'Hey, did you hear Janice was fired?'
Butch: 'Yeah, I saw that coming like a fat man round the corner!"
Butch: 'Yeah, I saw that coming like a fat man round the corner!"
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Get the saw that coming like a fat man round the corner mug.FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass originated in 3000BC when overweight, unnatractive blind nuns peeled the dead skin off their pet and or stray elephants to make bracelets and other various forms of clothing to ensure that they were not naked during the winter. They did this by picking grass through their teeth until it was strong enough to bind the elephant skin together.
Susan: 'Oh my God i love your bracelet where did you get it?'
Maria: 'My great aunt was a blind nun back in the 80's, she weeved the bracelet together from elephant skin and grass.'
Susan: 'What!?'
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Maria: 'My great aunt was a blind nun back in the 80's, she weeved the bracelet together from elephant skin and grass.'
Susan: 'What!?'
Maria: 'Haven't you heard of FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass??'
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