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facting

restating a fact
"Are you asking a question or restating the fact?"
"I'm facting."
by danigirl97 September 5, 2011
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Festering Fucktangle

A triangle of Nazis, racists, and child molesters.
"I'm so old, I remember when mainstream Republicans were basically decent people with differing views on economics and not a festering fucktangle of racists, Nazis and child molesters"
by The Worlds Greatest, Ever. August 12, 2018
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festering nightmare

The disapointment felt when woken up by a blowjob only to look down and realize it is being administered by your uncle.
I was having a great dream about the milf next dore only to realize it was a festering nightmare.
by Micro67 May 8, 2010
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Fuctoring

Originally coined by software developers, fuctoring has broad business applicability. Fuctoring is the process of adding unnecessary complexity or byzantine logic and process to fight your inevitable career obsolescence. Fuctoring ensures the bulk of your work output is not usable by others in your absence.
"I know I could do this simply, but a little well-planned fuctoring will make it much harder for them to fire me."
by g-worder June 16, 2012
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finctering

The act of forcing a finger up an extremely tight arse in order to enhance an otherwise mediocre experience.
She couldn't cum until he gave her a swift finctering.
by Disco_Stu March 6, 2015
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fuckering listen to me

When someone won’t listen to you.
by Xaviermarvel01 June 2, 2018
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facewing

It is like facepalm, but for birds
The bird facewinged as his friends were arguing about something stupid
by StarBoy336 August 26, 2019
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