facting

restating a fact

"Are you asking a question or restating the fact?"
"I'm facting."

by danigirl97 September 5, 2011

Festering Fucktangle

A triangle of Nazis, racists, and child molesters.

"I'm so old, I remember when mainstream Republicans were basically decent people with differing views on economics and not a festering fucktangle of racists, Nazis and child molesters"

by The Worlds Greatest, Ever. August 12, 2018

festering nightmare

The disapointment felt when woken up by a blowjob only to look down and realize it is being administered by your uncle.

I was having a great dream about the milf next dore only to realize it was a festering nightmare.

by Micro67 May 8, 2010

Fuctoring

Originally coined by software developers, fuctoring has broad business applicability. Fuctoring is the process of adding unnecessary complexity or byzantine logic and process to fight your inevitable career obsolescence. Fuctoring ensures the bulk of your work output is not usable by others in your absence.

"I know I could do this simply, but a little well-planned fuctoring will make it much harder for them to fire me."

by g-worder June 16, 2012

finctering

The act of forcing a finger up an extremely tight arse in order to enhance an otherwise mediocre experience.

She couldn't cum until he gave her a swift finctering.

by Disco_Stu March 6, 2015

fuckering listen to me

When someone won’t listen to you.

Fuckering listen to me.

by Xaviermarvel01 June 2, 2018

facewing

It is like facepalm, but for birds

The bird facewinged as his friends were arguing about something stupid

by StarBoy336 August 26, 2019