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facebooker

one who is obsessed with being on facebook. spends so much time on facebook they know eveyone's status and their conversations with others.
michael webb always knows when I update my status on facebook. he is such a facebooker.
by captain dorsalfin May 13, 2009
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FaceNoters

A group of people who don't feel like contributing to their own lives and sit at their computers on Facebook all day. Even when they do have something important to do in societies eyes.

The name comes from the application on Facebook called, "Notes" which is provided free with any registration. Instead of putting the application to good use, like writing stories or taking notes, the application is constantly abused and misused by this group of people who use the application for stupid quiz's or surveys.

These quiz's and surveys often explore very personal issues and topics of a persons life. The annoying thing about these quiz's and surveys is that most often, people don't take them that seriously either and try to make "That's what she said" jokes or original jokes off the surveys questions or just don't answer the question.

The largest annoyance however, is the effort this group of people dedicates to wasting time. It's ironic. These people spend up to 20mins making these quiz's and surveys and then spend at the most, 1 min and a half answering them, with half ass answers and lame jokes.

Truly astounding.
Tim: I was Tagged 6 times on Facebook, by 6 different people who all did the SAME STUPID FUCKING QUIZ!!!!

Jess: At least you got different answers for the same questions. Isn't it fun to read everyone's different and personally revealing answers?

Tim: It WOULD be fun if they Answered the FUCKING QUESTIONS!!! These "FaceNoters" need to get a life!!!
by RuberDuckyMAN69 January 18, 2009
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Facebonking

Sexual encounters via facebook. Esp. if on a regular basis between the same people. This is done through private messages, facebook chat, or wall posts.
"I was up all night facebonking **** he sure knows how to please a woman!"

"Yeah I've been facebonking this girl for a while now, the other night we were chatting and my Mum walked in on us, it was so embarassing."
by Lyd8 May 27, 2011
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fileboner

Man, Jack is a total fileboner! He studies all the time.
by fileboner July 6, 2011
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facebookrastinating

Instead of studying for my statics final, I spent the whole time facebookrastinating.
by Stu Daubenmire January 3, 2008
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Faceberry

n. to utilize the popular notworking site via blackberry possibly through Facebook mobile or a blackberry Facebook app
andy: yo I'll be waiting by my blackberry for your text!
rana : OK! er... only one problem... i don't have texting...
andy: ... it's ok we'll communicate through Facebook!
rana: you mean Faceberry!
by weredoodle September 10, 2009
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facebone

the act of sending pictures of your naked body via facebook message.
Boy: I'm hornyy... I want to see your ass ;)
Girl: Wanna facebone?
Boy: I'll log on now.
by zebrapanties April 27, 2011
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