fart 

funniest things ever

fart by shub shub October 15, 2006

Fart 

A loud honking noise emitted from the anus, originating from the colon. It is made of of heaved gases and ass-smell.

Oh golly! That fart you did stained my jacket!

Fart by B-Drac October 15, 2006

fart 

A small explosion between the legs.

I farted on my cat and she died...

fart by Mushroombunny666 October 15, 2006

fart 

What i just did. It was a flapper.

I farted. frrrt!

fart by Joshua Tapp October 15, 2006

fart 

when stinky air comes out of your bum.

when i was at school i let the biggest fart in class.

fart by Patrick Mcmillen October 15, 2006

fart 

An escapee! A noxious gas from the ass! An unpleasent flow of air from the derriere! A great way to have the ultimate friendship for life as once you fart in front of that special someone....the exchange and frequency, tone and smell of the fart can be mutually enjoyed....Go ahead....fart!!!

Fart....A warning to the brain that shit's on the next train!

fart by Geraint Lewis November 10, 2008

Fart 

An ass tuding shit honker

"He farted and now my friend in a coma"

Fart by bungHole October 15, 2006