fp

Floppy Penis

I went to have sex with my girlfriend and got FP. Totally sucked.

by Rob c April 9, 2009

/fp

Tech lingo for /facepalm.

Girl: I thought sex was kissing without clothes on.
Guy: /fp OMG

by skyg45 May 3, 2010

FPS

Faps Per Second
See Fap Or Faps
Describes How Many Faps You Do In 1 Second

"Bro Man I Hit 5 Fps Last Night"

You:"Pastor,I Have A Confession,I Hit 10 Fps Last Night" Pastor:"WTF Mah Boi"

by Giggidy Giggidy Goo Ga! September 19, 2009

fps

An acronym for First Person Shooter. This is a game you play by hearing young white nerdy males say the word "nigger" repeatedly.

Stop playing this fps, you nigger!

by Tundrometer December 6, 2007

FPS

Short for First-Person-Shooter.

An overrated video game type that sucks.

Dude: WOO IM OBSESSED WITH HALO WOO IM RETARDED!

Dude: Shut up, FPS games suck. You just run around hitting the shoot button and running over guns to pick them up.

by baseballfan55 May 31, 2009

FPS

A Fart Propelled Shit. Classified as a turd that rockets out of the ass into toilet causing the depositor to get a splash of water onto their ass.

Man I has such a FPS I think I cracked the bowl! Dude quit punishing my toilet.

by ScMang October 7, 2003

FPS

Faps per second. The rate at which you fap in intervals of seconds.

Guy 1: Dude how was that date last night?

Guy 2: It was alright. She gave me a pic of herself and I got up to 8 FPS last night.

Guy 1: *Awkward silence* ..... Wanna play COD?

Guy 2 : ... Alright.

by meh.......................... July 10, 2010