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Faps per second. The rate at which you fap in intervals of seconds.
Guy 1: Dude how was that date last night?

Guy 2: It was alright. She gave me a pic of herself and I got up to 8 FPS last night.

Guy 1: *Awkward silence* ..... Wanna play COD?

Guy 2 : ... Alright.
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