floss and peel

A long and drawn out process where you tie one end of a long piece of thread to your penis then have some one thread the rest of it through and female's organs till it comes out her mouth.you pull the string till the penis smashes through her organs and is in her mouth.this will kill the girl so you have to wait until her body starts to rot so you can split her body in half then peel it down so your penis is protruding on each end and use it for sexual pleasure whenever.

"That bitch was so perfect,when we did anal I had to call up my buddy to help me floss and peel her so I could keep her forever."
"Chad what the fuck?"

by cthulhuLesbian July 22, 2014

Floss Profile

A Floss Profile is used to differentiate urban rappers based on their ostentatious and sometimes laughable jewelery choices. Distinct floss profiles exist for most of the Atlanta Ghetto scene including Gucci Mane who is particularly easy to profile based on his large head dress, ruby clock inserts, and diamond floss fingerprint. A catalog exists in much the same way Orca Whales are classified in the Pacific Northwest by their surface markings.

YO Son, I just peeped on Lil' Fresh JIZ in his new LAMBO. I could tell it was him by the Floss Profile he was sportin' you HEARD?

by jpervis June 13, 2010

Floss Week

The week before a dentist appointment when you start flossing.

Wife: Why are you flossing, you never floss?
Husband: Don't you know, it's floss week!
Wife: Ohhhh, you have a dentist appointment next week, got it.

by threetwoonezero January 11, 2017

floss my otter

response when an ugly guy/girl asks you out on a date and you have no real excuses to use.

Ugly Girl: Hey John, would you like to go to dinner and a movie with me tonight?

Non Ugly Guy: Oh, ummm, I'm sorry but I have to floss my otter.

by broham14 February 10, 2010

Floss shrapnel

The little bits of food matter that fly out your mouth while flossing your teeth

The mirror in his bathroom was gross because it was splattered with floss shrapnel.

by Cali Sandman October 21, 2010

floss the albatross

carry a burden. albatross being a metaphor for a gift or burden

floss the albatross like daddy kane with a chain

by killerbee33 April 21, 2018

Floss Kabob

The act of running someone's used floss, that contains small pieces of food that were left behind in the person's teeth, through your own mouth.

Person 1: "I am starving."
Person 2: "How much to floss kabob Jim with his nasty yellow teeth after eating a plate full of raw shrimp?"
Person 1: "I'm not THAT hungry!"

by TurtleCouncil May 19, 2020