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steamy creamy flagpole

sex position involving one male and one female. The female does a handstand while the male stands over her and defecates on her stomach. As the warm poo flows down the female's chest to her face the male then busts its load all over the female's face.
"Dude that chick was a total freak, she let me do the steamy creamy flagpole."
by Big Diesel Weasel May 28, 2008
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Flagpole

Swiping your finger(s)in an upward motion on/in the crack of someones ass, not during a sexual encounter(usually).
If you flagpole me, I will punch you in the nose.
by Crystal2007 January 17, 2009
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Flagpole Sitter

When a man/woman shoves his/her arm up their partner's asshole.
"My girl said she wanted to try something new to spice up our relationship, so I gave her the old flagpole sitter.
by coochieman69 May 2, 2010
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flagpole adventure

The act o hiding a boner by flipping it skyward and tightening your belt to hide it. With the tension on your cock you pull back and have a male or female shit in between your cock and lower stomach and let go of your rager and watch the feces splatter across your body and have your partner lick it off of you.
Hilary Clinton gives nasty flagpole adventures... you heard me.
by porkhammer117 September 3, 2009
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flagpole jumping

using the attached rope of a flag pole to hang on while swinging yourself over an edge and back
tiffany and i went flagpole jumping for lack of anything else to do
by m'liegh April 11, 2008
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Flagpole

A sexual move created by henry the great during the final depression. When a female rides down penis of a male while screaming as loud as possible imitating the sound of a dying banshee. (Disclaimer: penis must be 20 or more feet for this move to work.)
Female: so what do you wanna do
Male: flagpole
*ambulance sirens*
by Dexter5673 June 25, 2021
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Flagpole Glovebox

When you lay flat on the reclined passenger seat of your car, stick your legs in the glovebox , and a companion shoves a mini handheld flagpole into your rectum, followed by a barrage of heavy cream fired into your mouth at an approximate speed of 15 mph.
Dude, Izaiah totally nailed that Flagpole Glovebox last night!
by shahahas May 21, 2024
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