"ohhhh-ooo... farty shtanks!"
by corn doper October 1, 2009
Get the farty shtanks mug.The aft of corralling the stank of one's flatulence into the cup of one's hand to then offer to a nearby dog, cat, bitch, etc... Similar to dutch oven mitt but more for dogs, as they love it!
by ReverendOlaf December 30, 2011
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Mark "What's wrong with you?"
Ken "Hank just ripped Farti Gras in here"
Mark "What's wrong with you?"
Ken "Hank just ripped Farti Gras in here"
by ToonyLoon January 11, 2018
Get the Farti Gras mug.Tis the name given to an individual who is speaking in a class call, however in the midst of their talking they let out the loudest, most wet sounding fart a person can make while still unmuted.
Any normal individual would leave, travel across the world and change their identity to avoid the shame and humiliation such an act would bring upon them. But, what truly makes one a Marty Farty, is that they do not leave. They instead continue to answer the question and act as if the entire ordeal never occurred.
It is obvious that one who holds the title of Marty Farty has no shame and regrets nothing, even coercing friends into performing sexual acts and believing they have the ability to say racial slurs despite not being part of said race.
Any normal individual would leave, travel across the world and change their identity to avoid the shame and humiliation such an act would bring upon them. But, what truly makes one a Marty Farty, is that they do not leave. They instead continue to answer the question and act as if the entire ordeal never occurred.
It is obvious that one who holds the title of Marty Farty has no shame and regrets nothing, even coercing friends into performing sexual acts and believing they have the ability to say racial slurs despite not being part of said race.
Person A: This girl really told me she's going to "contact higher authorities if I don't stop staring at her."
Person B: God she sounds like a real Marty Farty
Person B: God she sounds like a real Marty Farty
by someonewhohasnolife456 October 3, 2021
Get the Marty Farty mug.when you pull a harty farty, you fart so hard it sounds like you just shit your pants. however, it was just a juicy one ;)
ella: did you just shit?
emma: no i pulled a harty farty
gwen: it smells BAD
lexi: that was a juicy one!
emma: no i pulled a harty farty
gwen: it smells BAD
lexi: that was a juicy one!
by GarfeildsAssJuice June 20, 2020
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