Kegel Exerciser

A stainless steel rod that men and women use to strengthen the Kegel muscles (pelvic floor).
Also a common excuse for a women to purchase a dildo...

Jane: What is that in your sock drawer? A dildo?

Fern: No, of course not... it's, er... a Kegel Exerciser.

Jane: Oh... that's completely reasonable. I'm sorry to have called you a sexually starved slag.

Fern: ... you didn't...

by goatonwire June 2, 2009

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Pointless Exercise in Futility

1. An action that achieves no end or goal.

2. An action to achieve a goal that is unachievable.

3. An action that achieves an end or goal that is in itself pointless

Trying to culture an american is a pointless exercise in futility.

by Old_Bean September 10, 2005

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exert

To use influence,authority,or pressure in a strong or determinate way,especially in order to produce a particular effect.

The cyst was causing swelling and exerting pressure on her brain

by Hungry4knowledge November 26, 2015

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exersighs

Assorted weary wheezes, irritated snorts, long exhaled breaths accompanied by slumped shoulders, etc. exhibited by a "totally unmotivated" person whenever someone else either mentions that he should get up off his duff and do something constructive, or suggests that he take a walk for his health.

Exasperated wife: I can't ever get that huhhzbin' o' mine to git his butt off the couch --- I tell him a dozen times a day that he should do more than decorate the place, but all he ever does is give me them exersighs!

by QuacksO November 24, 2011

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Exervad

The feeling of excitement, nervousness, and sadness in one emotion.

As we drove to the hospital to see my suffering mother for the first time, I was feeling exervad.

by jajajajajajajajaj January 30, 2018

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Exergize

So you want to loose some chub and start exercising, or better yet.step up your game in an already existing (exercise) routine.
That energised feeling of endorphins after a good work out.
She was so energised from her EXERGIZE. She could take on the world!!!

She was so full of sexual tension it was definitely time to EXERGIZE.
He was so sick of his mobs from binging on box sets and beer , it was time for some EXERGIZE

by Tonuoytihsi August 22, 2019

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