Wet Ewok

The act of licking a hairy asshole

Person 1: so Dechlan you and Paige seem good
Person 2: yea she gave me a ton of Wet Ewoks
Person 1: .....grim

by Knobby Grimsby July 15, 2019

The Naughty Ewok

When a person of a smaller stature (midget/dwarf) dry humps your leg as you try to make your way into the Star Wars Celebration.

As Randy made his way through the doors that led to the Star Wars Celebration, a fairly attractive dwarf began to ravage his leg in a humping motion. He then realized that 'The Naughty Ewok' was being performed on him.

by Pumpkinbear July 15, 2012

crusty ewok

When you go to a girl's childhood home, beat off in her room, and cum in her old teddy bear.

I snuck into Becky's parents' house and gave her a crusty ewok because she pissed me off

by Hurricane_Heimbach March 13, 2018

baby ewok

when, after a night of sex, drugs, partying and crushing two 7-11 hotdogs. you shit out something furry with big cute eyes and it swims around the bowl calling you by your first name.

you would not belive what happened to me this morning. Not sure what I did last night but i just shit out a baby ewok. The weird thing is it knew my name!

by Myles Deep August 17, 2008

Ewok Moolesters

Verb: To rant endlessly about black ops to a point where everyone either begins to ignore you or threaten to kill you.

I feel like being a Ewok Moolesters today and destroy my relationships with people.

by Wiggledwarf May 01, 2011

Ballsack Ewok

The girl who dates your ex-boyfriend right after you break up. Usually a petite brunette who speaks some fabulous foreign language and spends her free time hand-making organic soaps which she donates to homeless people. Also see: Dat ho.

(At a party)
"Oh look, Johnny's here! Shit... He's with that Ballsack Ewok chick. Let's go."

by QOTB November 04, 2013

Ewok girl

The very essence of ugly. Something that does not belong in this world. A girl who goes to my high school that looks like an ewok and wears short shorts.

Oh my god. That girl is disgusting I swear to god she is an Ewok girl.

by Mr. Jesus November 18, 2007