Ewan McGregor

1. The hottest actor in Hollywood who gives me the Cosmic Horn.

2. Was in the 2001 film Moulin Rouge!

3. Currently is in London on stage in the musical "Guys and Dolls."

"I'm doing my bit for the women's movement. The women have always been naked in movies and now I'm just desperate to take my clothes off as much as possible." Ewan McGregor

by HOLYMOMMAISHEHOTORWHAT April 23, 2005

Dirty Ewan

The act of licking the toilet bowl after a close family friend/related individual finishes after a large shit. Often caught hiding behind the bathroom door and sneaking his way in.

Last night I pulled a dirty ewan, my hot family friend finished and I licked that stuff up.

by sexynoncecharlie December 27, 2021

Ewan McGregor

A mad good actor, and a very hott actor. Not like that matters, but a very good actor. See trainspotting

Ewan McGregor is awesome.

by Lauren March 19, 2004

Ewan McGregor

A Scottish actor who is known for picking acting roles beyond the "Hollywood" norm. Quite like Johnny Depp, Shia LeBeouf, Kevin Bacon, etc.

Unknown to some people, has been in many movies prior to Star Wars and Moulin Rouge. See Trainspotting, Velvet Goldmine, Shallow Grave, Lipstick on Your Collar, The Pillow Book, etc.

His penis plays a starring role in more of his movies than you know.

Women only like Ewan McGregor because he was "hot" in Moulin Rouge. Had you known that he was singing in Velvet Goldmine, you would already had been aware of such wonderfulness.

by acidbathory January 8, 2009

Ewan Story

A undefinable story told by Ewan that never ends, you must hear one for yourself.

That was a definite ewan story.

by Rushmead January 15, 2022

Pulling a ewan

Fumbling the back with every single girl that shows interest in you

Dude I feel like I’m pulling a ewan right now, I’m terrible at talking to Emily

by No comment 4 April 13, 2022

Ewan McGregor

Noun:

A hot sex god from Crieff, Scotland. In movies, he's known to play guys who always gets high off weed. Currently working on 'Gnomeo and Juliet' (2006). In short, he's fricking hot, dammit!!

Me: OH MY GOD ITS EWAN MCGREGOR IN 'THE ISLAND'!!

by EwanLover16 August 25, 2005