An absolute piece of shit. Utterly detestable in every way. Nobody wants him. He will always be buzzing around, trying to get your attention so he can attempt to insult you. Don't be around a Ewan
Ewan is a little shit.
by that dood is stoopid February 7, 2020
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The best person to ever exesit the cutest funniest perosn you ever meet. People may think he is annoying but when you know him he is perfect. A lot of girls like him because he is just that cute
by Loopyfruity September 23, 2020
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by Bdndnrjr May 18, 2021
Get the Ewan mug.ABSOLUTE egotistical and vainglorious piece of cod. In his clueless nature, he will never understand how to show affection and is completely indolent when it comes to trying in every aspect. This slow moving and good for nothing moron will neglect, mistreat and disrespect you on every level. He will gaslight and blame his inconstant and disloyal behaviour on everything but himself, so don't even think about confronting him about anything. Ewan will be thoroughly and unconditionally tiresome with his ambiguous language, constantly failing to see both sides of the story.
Oh, and he is most definitely afraid of spiders.
Word of advice: Never date this cheating capricorn.... you will regret it.
Oh, and he is most definitely afraid of spiders.
Word of advice: Never date this cheating capricorn.... you will regret it.
Me:"Gosh i feel as if i'm trying to draw blood out of a stone"
Friend: "Oh are you talking to Ewan?"
Me: "How did you guess?!!"
Friend: "Oh are you talking to Ewan?"
Me: "How did you guess?!!"
by ilovetoseeyousmile May 21, 2021
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Person 1: EWAN IS ARRIVING
Crowd: *takes off pants to jack off
Mutter in the crowd 1: I hope he's wearing a maid costume!
Mutter in the crowd 2: No he looks way more attractive wearing a furry costume!
Mutter in the crowd 3: I want him to be in a furry maid costume.....
Mutter in the crowd 4: I THINK HES GONNA STRIP!
Crowd: *takes off pants to jack off
Mutter in the crowd 1: I hope he's wearing a maid costume!
Mutter in the crowd 2: No he looks way more attractive wearing a furry costume!
Mutter in the crowd 3: I want him to be in a furry maid costume.....
Mutter in the crowd 4: I THINK HES GONNA STRIP!
by Curry Muncher 76 October 13, 2021
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