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Hard Evidence

Official proof that something/someone is of boner producing quality. "hard evidence" must be confirmed by at least two people to constitute its legitimacy.
"I'm pretty sure Mrs. Moses just licked her lips and moaned at me, I have some hard evidence to back that claim up."

"AJ, the grammar police are here. They want to speak to you about your run-on sentences. One of them is a sexy female cop. You can tell because of my hard evidence."
by AJWar May 21, 2010
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bury the evidence

I love a bitch I can nut in and dont have to worry about her getting pregnant. I bury the evidence in her mfkn throat!!
by Teek1247 September 13, 2018
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Factual Evidence

A rarely used redundancy used in order to put greater emphasis on an evident truth with supporting facts, most commonly used by people with a higher intelligence than others.
I can confirm that the decision-making process is effective, transparent, and based on factual evidence as well as thorough analysis.

Even the most reluctant of us can no longer deny the factual evidence of this alarming fact, announced years ago.

Earth isn't going to last forever, it's factual evidence.
by Big Brain Time August 17, 2019
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Burn the Evidence

to smoke a joint, bowl or roach. To smoke marijuana.
Hey Tone, I'm burnin' the evidence in here.
by Jordan Rishel August 17, 2004
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youtube evidence

wild unsubstantiated facts or information that implies outlandish theories are factual
Have you seen the YouTube evidence that the government is totally run by bloodsucking psychic vampires?
by ask questions February 18, 2018
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Absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence

just cus theres no evidence there of something doesnt exist doesnt mean theres no evidence that something is not there
coppa1:this Seriel killer didnt leave and clues!

coppa2:the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence
coppa1:wat the fuck that mean man
coppa2just cus theres no evidence there of something doesnt exist doesnt mean theres no evidence that something is not there
by kayo2themic October 15, 2009
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There is no evidence

This phrase used to be used by experts in a field (e.g. law, government, science) after they had spent a huge amount of time (e.g. weeks/months/years) studying and researching every single possible angle on a subject before having the knowledge to say that "there is no evidence" that a certain statement or object is true.

Nowadays, it is used by any Tom, Dick or Harry who spent zero time studying and researching a subject to appear that they know something in depth when they disagree with an expert opinion (the expert opinion has overwhelming proof and is utterly true).

This phrase should not be allowed on any broadcast media unless whoever says it can prove to the world that they have done their research and can prove their point.
"There is no evidence that you'll get wet if you go underwater"
by Diamond_Thunder March 23, 2021
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