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erectile misfunction

While erectile dysfunction is primarily an old guy's malady,erectile misfuntion is the curse of the young man.Particularly the early-teens male is hexed with a penis that becomes erect with little or no provocation.
I saw granny in her mu-mu and popped a boner, I must have erectile misfunction.
by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011
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Erencan

A creature who does heaps of gossip and is a genius at hacking the fuck out of your life. Knows any fucking detail about you before you even get the chance to meet each other. Can sometimes be a savage but again is too lovely to be mad at.
Being defined as Erencan
A: Oh yeah that's Steffany

B: Yeah I know, that one girl who just broke up with her boyfriend two days ago, owns a dog called Mila, works at McDonald's and is currently majoring in management and economics and went abroad to complete an internship in Minnesota last year.
A: Wow, you're so eren.
by Random Barniye January 5, 2017
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Erectographic memory

It is the phenomenon when a person remembers every detail of his scenario every time he is aroused and has an erection. It is a type of photographic memory that is only activated during an erection.
Zee has erectographic memory so he watches porn and studies for his exams.
by masterdebator182 October 6, 2010
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erecton

1.) When you get an erection so big that it looks like it would weigh a ton.

2.) The atoms making up your penis.
1.) Me:Hey girl,you look pretty damn hot.
Girl:Maybe i can let you fuck me.
Me:You just gave me an erecton.

2.)
Me:Hey babe,guess how many erectons make up my dick.
Girl:I would say like 100,000.
by XRacer16 November 2, 2015
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Special Erection

When you’re in special ed class and get a handy from the guy/girl sitting next to you while the teacher is out of the room
Dude I got ~special erection~ yesterday, that’s the hottest handy
by The Pussy Bomba May 10, 2019
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erectile dysfunction

Dude my erectile dysfunction means I can OD on Viagara
by manc od May 25, 2006
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Erection Protection

The amount of protection provided by clothing such as pants, sweaters and shirts, that helps to hide the fact that you have an erection.
"My swim shorts didn't have very good erection protection last night. Every one in pool could tell I was as hard as a rock."

"I'd give these new pair of jeans a 10/10 on the erection protection scale!"
by Missed or Nickel August 12, 2009
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