by dreamer7231 May 6, 2010
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his inadequacy makes him seek out and date unusually tall women who have been deflowered by adam price!!
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Hey dave,
remember when ben told us that he went to the shops to buy a shirt and the hot chick behind the counter tried to pick him up by saying "didnt we used to go to school together?" and ben said "yeh i think we did....do u remember allan???
"umm yeh i do" the pretty victim said.
"well he is dead" benjamin said.
and then once again through a girls pity he weazeled his tallywacker into a girls ham wallet
that guy is such a lying ben englefield!!!
He has made baby jesus cry more than the whole jewish population!
remember when ben told us that he went to the shops to buy a shirt and the hot chick behind the counter tried to pick him up by saying "didnt we used to go to school together?" and ben said "yeh i think we did....do u remember allan???
"umm yeh i do" the pretty victim said.
"well he is dead" benjamin said.
and then once again through a girls pity he weazeled his tallywacker into a girls ham wallet
that guy is such a lying ben englefield!!!
He has made baby jesus cry more than the whole jewish population!
by allan (the fucking) baron October 20, 2008
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(10 years ago) Urban Dictionary user: England is a part of the United Kingdom, a country in Europe.
(Now) Urban Dictionary user: a englend iz wen a gril wif croooked teet bites ur dick. dis becuz peeple in englennd hav bad teeth frm teh tee drinkin
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When someone misspells a word or phrase, they are speaking englaosh;
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first guy: man it was raining one minute, then it started to snow, and then it hailed, all in a half hour!
second guy: its just New England weather.
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Carl's hot tub party turned wild once the three couple hot tub soak turned into a New England Boiled Dinner.
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