by thebrucesexconspiracy February 14, 2006
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Emo is a false genre of music wherein its misled adherents believe they are part of a new subgenre of music, but in reality, emo is nothing more than melancholy pop music and/or homogenized bad metal with whiny/screaming vocals. The emos pride themselves on contrived negativity, false sense of insight and depth, and have adopted the standardized emo uniform in all its bland unoriginality (backward, angular mullet see:emotenuse, tight girls' jeans, tight T-shirts, Converse high-tops, and sullen expression).
The emocaust would solve the emo problem once and for all. All emo clones would be gathered into concentraton camps, and sent to "showers" of good music, which would reawaken the mind and return the emo zombie to a productive, self-determined future.
Emo is a false genre of music wherein its misled adherents believe they are part of a new subgenre of music, but in reality, emo is nothing more than melancholy pop music and/or homogenized bad metal with whiny/screaming vocals. The emos pride themselves on contrived negativity, false sense of insight and depth, and have adopted the standardized emo uniform in all its bland unoriginality (backward, angular mullet see:emotenuse, tight girls' jeans, tight T-shirts, Converse high-tops, and sullen expression).
The emocaust would solve the emo problem once and for all. All emo clones would be gathered into concentraton camps, and sent to "showers" of good music, which would reawaken the mind and return the emo zombie to a productive, self-determined future.
If I were president, I would build concentration camps for all the legions of emo clones, and then I would shower them with happiness and the emocaust would be complete!
by Marcus Solomon January 6, 2008
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Whining and complaining can only worsen the effects of emoitis
Emoitis can be cured only by black people
Emoitis can be cured only by black people
by Veigrn October 2, 2006
Get the emoitis mug.A state of pure confusuison. Emocrombie kids will usually have friends in the "Preppy" and "Emo" crowd. They're socail status usually changes with their mood and they usually listen to a lot of music such a Mayday Parade, Jimmy Eat World and Armor For Sleep. The Emocrombie kids usually are in a weird point in their life's not knowing who they are yet
Emocrombie kids could also be trulley sad inside, but they are too afraid to show it so they constantly wear clothes such as Abercrombie and Hollister to avoid questions because they are too sick of answering them. The "crombie" part could be just a cover up for the "emo" part.
Emocrombie kids are often called posers when they finally tell somebody their feelings. They are called posers because everybody around them either thinks they are extermley happy, or the other people are busy being too sad for themselves. EMOCROMBIE KIDS ARE USUALLY NOT POSERS!!!
***Emocrombie's are often called posers so don't make them crawl back into their shells if they tell you they are feeling sad. DONT CALL THEM POSERS! Emocrombie is just a confused point in life***
Emocrombie kids could also be trulley sad inside, but they are too afraid to show it so they constantly wear clothes such as Abercrombie and Hollister to avoid questions because they are too sick of answering them. The "crombie" part could be just a cover up for the "emo" part.
Emocrombie kids are often called posers when they finally tell somebody their feelings. They are called posers because everybody around them either thinks they are extermley happy, or the other people are busy being too sad for themselves. EMOCROMBIE KIDS ARE USUALLY NOT POSERS!!!
***Emocrombie's are often called posers so don't make them crawl back into their shells if they tell you they are feeling sad. DONT CALL THEM POSERS! Emocrombie is just a confused point in life***
Sue wears a bright-pink shirt to school, but she feels very sad inside, she feels "EMOCROMBIE"
Jill wears mainly Abercrombie and Hollister, but colored her hair differently and expressed herself, but was then called a poser for an emo kid. Jill gets even sadder.
Jack usually wears Hollister but decides to express himself so he tells Bob he's feeling sad, but Bob laughs. Bob decides that Jack is just jokeing and walks away while Jack is left to pull up his hoodie and feel very confused.
Jill wears mainly Abercrombie and Hollister, but colored her hair differently and expressed herself, but was then called a poser for an emo kid. Jill gets even sadder.
Jack usually wears Hollister but decides to express himself so he tells Bob he's feeling sad, but Bob laughs. Bob decides that Jack is just jokeing and walks away while Jack is left to pull up his hoodie and feel very confused.
by Jillianna April 14, 2008
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Bill- "Life sucks! I wanna die!!!"
Bob- "You need to see a emocologist fast!"
Bill- "Life sucks! I wanna die!!!"
Bob- "You need to see a emocologist fast!"
by igotmadskillz123 April 8, 2009
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The study of the socioeconomics surrounding the social phenomenon that is ‘emo.’ Looking for answers and asking questions about casual factors, what it is, what it is about, where do its members fit in this, and also looking to the future for potential effects and consequences on society of this movement.
The study of the socioeconomics surrounding the social phenomenon that is ‘emo.’ Looking for answers and asking questions about casual factors, what it is, what it is about, where do its members fit in this, and also looking to the future for potential effects and consequences on society of this movement.
Yasmin: "I wonder why emos always spoiled and lacking in common sense?"
Rhyason: "That's a question for an emoconomist, Yasmin, it probably has something to do with their statistically rich parents and their low attendance rate in school. You have got to love emoconomics."
Rhyason: "That's a question for an emoconomist, Yasmin, it probably has something to do with their statistically rich parents and their low attendance rate in school. You have got to love emoconomics."
by SWWYS October 31, 2010
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