Cleaning up one's messy house (or a similar setting) in a hurry by hastily stuffing junk and other items into closets, drawers, and other places visitor(s) would not enter or see so when visitor(s) arrive, the areas of the house visitor(s) will see (typically the living room and other nearby places) will appear presentable, but the messiness of the house (and the owner's slobbiness) remain hidden.
by Bed time April 9, 2010
Get the emergency cleanup mug.This is bacon which is hidden from normal usage such that, in the event of a bad day, a party, or a zombie apocalypse, it is readily available to save the day and improve morale. Usually this is kept in a separate freezer apart from the one in your kitchen. It can also be hidden in the main freezer using grocery bags, or by hiding down at the bottom where it is hard to reach. The end goal is that the bacon is hidden and forgotten from normal usage but, when you really need it, you remember it is there and can still have bacon.
This also can lead to having to double up on grocery purchases of bacon to replenish your normal supply, plus the emergency bacon ration.
This also can lead to having to double up on grocery purchases of bacon to replenish your normal supply, plus the emergency bacon ration.
"Oh man, I've had a rough day at work, and just need some bacon to cheer me up."
"But we're out, we used up our bacon on Saturday with a big breakfast, and I haven't had time to grocery shop".
"Wait! We still have the emergency bacon, let's open that up!"
"But we're out, we used up our bacon on Saturday with a big breakfast, and I haven't had time to grocery shop".
"Wait! We still have the emergency bacon, let's open that up!"
by TalksQuietly October 8, 2017
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somthing that is serious and not calling someone at 3 a.m to ask you what to wear to a party thats in 13 more hours.
mandy: this is a emergency
kim:what
mandy: so what should i wear to the party the blue or pink top.
kim: it's 3 in the morning, wear the blue top
mandy: thanks kim, you are the only one that didn't cuss me out and tell me to go back to sleep
kim:whatever go back to sleep
kim:what
mandy: so what should i wear to the party the blue or pink top.
kim: it's 3 in the morning, wear the blue top
mandy: thanks kim, you are the only one that didn't cuss me out and tell me to go back to sleep
kim:whatever go back to sleep
by poCkadotslotz June 2, 2010
Get the emergency mug.by Guido1 March 13, 2008
Get the emergency room mug.Emerie: The girl version of Emery. Very sweet and loves the Lord with all her heart. Strives to live like Jesus each day. Enjoys being outdoors around people to spread the love of Christ while enjoying the beautiful Earth God created. Very beautiful girl from the inside out. Enjoys many crafty hobbies but also enjoys being athletic. Has many friends from all different lifestyles. Loves spending time with her family.
No man hath seen God at any time. If we love one another, God dwelleth in us, and his love is perfected in us. 1 John 4:12
"Emerie is Christ-like."
"Emerie is Christ-like."
by BrittyDitty February 3, 2010
Get the Emerie mug.A burrito or other item purchased at Taco Bell specifically saved for a later time. Also, an emergency hand-warmer for when the weather is cold.
by sjkonk November 12, 2010
Get the Emergency Burrito mug.A ciggarette related emergency. This is different for eveyone, and is completely dependent on one's smoking habit. An emergencig can be anywhere from having one more ciggarette left to having one more pack left.
Yo man, we have an emergencig on our hands, lets head down to the bodega and scoop up some stoggies!
by Dmitry K December 26, 2008
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