Eiffel Tower plus Sloth 

1. The same as a traditional eiffel tower, whereby two men mount both ends of a woman and high ten in the middle, with the addition of a fourth person, who slowly climbs around the structure like a sloth.

We were just gonna eiffel tower that girl, but Ralph showed up so we cranked it up to some Eiffel Tower plus Sloth.

Eiffel Tower plus Sloth by chiveley October 14, 2012

Eiffel Tower Wedding Party 

A french surrealist one-act play that takes place on the first platform of the Eiffel tower, including characters such as an ostrich and a living camera. Written by Jean Cocteau in 1921. Watching it is highly considered an alternative to doing acid/LSD.

Drug Dealer: Hey Kevin, you back for some more acid?
Kevin: Hell no, man! I'm seeing Eiffel Tower Wedding Party tomorrow night!

Eiffel Tower Wedding Party by wecomefromstars January 31, 2010

Eiffel-Tower-High-Five 

A high five given between two male humans in a threesome with one female human whilst the female is in between the two males. The two males each over the top of her to give the high five. Resembling the Eiffel Tower.

John and Mark gave each other an Eiffel-Tower-High-Five last night.

Eiffel-Tower-High-Five by mrauntjamima July 16, 2010

Eiffel Tower Squared 

When you perform an Eiffel Tower (that is, double-teaming a girl and high-fiving your partner in grime with both hands) on top of the actual Eiffel Tower, in Paris, France. You can also perform the procedure beneath the tower, but that is not an official Eiffel Tower Squared. This act is to the Mile High Club what Cooperstown is to the Podunk Community Hall of Local Heroes.

Ah, monsieur! You completed ze Eiffel Tower Squared! C'est fantastique! How did you do zis with so many policemen and les touristes around? Sacre bleu!

Eiffel Tower Squared by TheEiffelator October 25, 2009

Eiffel Tower With Flag Poles 

A ridiculous sex position in which a woman takes it on all four in the mouth and from behind the same as the Eiffel Tower but she is giving two hand jobs at the same time hence the flag poles.

She was very sore after the Eiffel Tower With Flag Poles.

Eiffel Tower With Flag Poles by Pogobob September 17, 2010

eiffel tower diving 

jumping off the eiffel tower in a skydiving motion but without the parasuit or plane... it's just committing su-

FUN... COMMITTING FUN YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

I want to go eiffel tower diving C:

eiffel tower diving by fatfucc February 19, 2020

Eiffel Tower Bobcat Rodeo 

E.T.B.R.: The action of when two men are dually penetrating (ass + mouth or vagina + mouth) a women and then proceed to high five above the female. Then one or both yell "BOBCAT" which initiates a friend, fully naked, to jump out of a nearby closet or door and make an expression of a bobcat, “MEOW” “MEOW”, in rapid succession. Which in turn startles the female, and then the two men that are high fiving try to hold on for at least 8 seconds.

My friend Joe and I began to dually penetrate a girl. We then high fived and yelled "BOBCAT." John jumped out of her closet and screamed “MEOW” “MEOW” just like a bobcat. She tried to pull away but we held on for 8 seconds. Man that night was epic we pulled that Eiffel Tower Bobcat Rodeo off perfectly. But she never called me back?

Eiffel Tower Bobcat Rodeo by Gen. Burns July 12, 2012