King Edmunds

A shit school where everyone can suck eachothers dicks. It has shit teachers who care more about alcohol than they do all Kesbian health. For instance, mr mvdudududududududu can fuck himself. like dude go suck ur nans cock. okay peace

Friend: What school u at sis
Me: King Edmunds
Friend: mf dies

by Suckmybun April 21, 2019

Edmundo

An amazingly sweet kind of guy that is easy to fall for. He will always be there for you and understand your problems and is not quick to judge. He is an awesome boyfriend that will do the cutest things and always will make you feel special. He normally has awesome eyes and adorable hair, he is always perfect.

A Edmundo is a great guy.

by Sourpatchgurl June 8, 2014

The Emancipator

the art of having sex with a girl, punching her in the head, then blow your load on her face.Then procede to cut off your pubes and put them on her face so she resmbles Abe Lincoln. Then keep it real and tie her up for the night. When she wakes up in the morning, you cut the cords and emanciapte her.

Four Whores and Twenty Beer ago, I took a random skank home from the club. For some reason during sex she began to speak of the ills of slavery. Since she sounded so much like Abe Lincoln, I had to punch her in the head, blow my load on her face proper, cut off my pubes and put them on her face so she resembled the 16th president. I then tied her up for the night. In the morning she awoke dumbfounded. I told her I was The Emancipator and cut her cords and set her free. She had tears in her eyes and said God Bless you Abe lincoln

by Jeff Dailey August 30, 2007

Edmonds

As in Edmonds, WA. Second largest city in Snohomish County. Has a ferry that travels to Kingston, WA. Voted Friendliest town in the Puget Sound 10 years and running
Birthplace of:

Ken Jennings, popular Jeopardy! contestant
Hometown of:

Rick Steves, the well-known travel writer
Rosalynn Sumners, the Olympic figure skating medalist
Steven W. Bailey, actor
David Bazan, musician
Anna Faris, actress
Martell Webster, guard for the Portland Trailblazers, as of 2007
Dean Demopoulos, assistant coach of the Portland Trailblazers.19
Todd Linden, baseball player in the Cleveland Indians organization
Joe Woerman, baseball player in the Seattle Mariners organization
Home to the Waterfront Festival, Edmonds Art Festival, and the Taste of Edmonds
Population around 40,000
Snohomish Counties largest population of senior citizens who suck at driving.
The youth refer to it as Deadmonds or the place you come to die

"Where are you from?"

"Edmonds or rather D'edmonds"

by Jaimie Wilson June 19, 2008

eimante

best girl in the world, best friend in the friend group, everyone else is stupid

eimante is perfect :DD

by ri0tmess October 30, 2020

edmark special

To attempt have sex with a guy or girl but only make it to first base

Me: Yo Kory you get with that girl last night?
Kory: Naw we only made out.
Me: So you hooked her up with the edmark special?
Kory: sadly....

by HSep December 11, 2008

Edmundo

Edmundo is a handsome boyfriend that's so easy to love . He is very trustworthy and caring towards the people he loves. He has a goofy personality and is true to himself. Hes never a snitch and can be complicated but always worth the trouble. He sees a future for himself and works for what he whats. He thinks outside the box and is an over thinker but is a rare type of person. he cant be irritated but has reasoning. he is the best person to make memories with, he is unique. he doesn't make everything about himself. he can be a little annoying sometimes but I love him in every way he is.

edmundo: i would never love someone like you
5 minutes later
edmundo: im just playing i love you

by Rubytodayandtomorrow October 29, 2020