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rectal examination

An exploration of the anus, colon and large intestines either digitally(a "finger wave") or by a Sigmoidoscope (the "Silver Stallion") to detect polyps, pre-cancerous lesions or early cancer.
Don't believe the proctologist when he tells you that you'll only experience mild discomfort when they video your colon...it feels like they sent an angry dwarf up your ass with a camcorder strapped to his spiked helmet.
by harry flashman July 17, 2003
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Cross-Examination

When, typically, a man crosses a woman on a street or in a school for example and turns around to take a quick peek or glance at her rear as she continues to walk in the opposite direction.

Guy first sees a girl walking in his direction wearing skin-tights and waits for her to pass before he turns around to check out what he knows will be a view of her booty from behind as she walks. He always waits a few seconds instead of saying anything, he just pervly and shamelessly scopes her ass out without her every knowing.
Girl "Jessica knows she's gonna get 100 cross-examinations wearing those skin-tight jeans today when she goes downtown."
by Captain Krunnch November 16, 2010
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sexplination

Descriptive of an informative article explination or other text written in the form of a narrative about an exploit or unusual sexual experience; commonly follows the author's train of thought and explains how the author came to be involved in the sexploit and why the author chose to seek it out/rent it/finance it/get flogged by it/get chained to it etc. Because the text usually uses with frequency the personal pronoun 'I' it was coined the i-seek
~Let me give you a sexplination. I absolutely loved it man. It was the first time I had evr done it and I remember driving there with my heart in my mouth. I parked under the light by the back of Waitrose and it was such a different place to how it is during the day. I turned the engine off but left the doors unlocked and waited with baited breath. It only took about five minutes until this total stanger sat next to me and began to.......(censored)~
explanation for walking the dog or dogging adventure
by PrincessAC April 25, 2006
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exploration of space

A term from the Cosmic Gate song titled "Exploration of Space," the phrase was originally recorded by J.F.K. Used mainly as a reference to the usage of drugs or used as a stand alone phrase describing something awesome. Can also be said as "Space Exploration"
After school we are going to explore some space.
Exploration of Space!
Do we have the tools required for space exploration?
by Cosmic F July 28, 2008
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explaination

An explanation that makes a discussed situation less plain by complicating what's apparent.

Also describes the process of looking a gift horse in the mouth and naming each tooth, after you bring it home of course. That's appreciation.

Often used by doctors, lawyers, and sociologically sane scientists for profit. (The mad ones do it just for the kicks).

When "It works, just because," is no longer an acceptable explanation due to decreased intimidation and a refusal to settle.
"I've just invented a new word!"
"Could you give me a brief explaination?"
"One day a character with a ballooned ego blew his thumb until his brain burst to which he thought 'Gee, that was fun, I wonder what else I can do? What would Jason do? Hell in a hand basket? Better quit while I'm ahead.'"
"What's the word though?"
"I thought I just explained it to you!"
*Slap*
*Bitch Slap*
*Karate Chop*
*Jedi Knife Trick*
"Free scalp!"
by Ottomottopeer June 5, 2009
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explanationalism

A terrible irrelevant bull shit explanation that someone tries to lay on you
"Man, don't give me all that explanationalism. Give it to me straight"
by Jamie Day April 26, 2007
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exploitationship

1) Descriptive Noun: A relationship based on exploitation.

2) Adjective: A relationship that is detrimental to one or more individuals in the relationship be it emotional, financial, or physical.

3) Adverb: The act of carrying on a relationship under false pretenses for personal gain.

4) This term can be applied to romantic, plutonic, and business relationships.
That girl is a gold digger and she just wants an exploitationship.

It's an eploitationship, we are only friends because he buys me drinks.

She used him to get that promotion at work then ended it, just another exploitationship.
by loneyboy81 June 13, 2012
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