Evolution Science

The biggest oxymoron since the beginning of time.

Teacher: Alright class, today we're going to study Evolution Science!
Student Who Isn't a Dumbass: Oh you mean that badly thought out theory that has nothing supporting it?

by Frozenfirebug August 11, 2012

Evolution of Dance

A 6 minute video on Youtube with over 92 million views. Currently the most viewed video of Youtube, and hopefully things will stay that way. "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne is the next closest video behind it. God forbid this video passes Evolution of Dance in views.

Evolution of dance has been seen by more people than the sky.

by Black_Spade August 12, 2008

Evolution in action

A rhetorical observation made whenever another human is observed to be making an expensive or potentially fatal error.

Person A: I'm going to put all my money into dotcoms
Person B: Evolution in action, man

Employee A: Bob showed up drunk again to work today
Employee B: Evolution in action

Action: Motorcyclist riding without helmet
Person: Evolution in action

by srnsf April 6, 2006

evolution of dance

The most watched video on the popular video sharing site Youtube.

It has been number one for a while. Closely behind, is Avril Lavigne, with her hit single girlfriend.

I don't know why Evolution of Dance is the most viewed on Youtube, but I have to say, it's damn entertaining!

by metallkidd93 February 23, 2008

Evolution of Stars

Above us all we see that the stars are a cosmic evolution of something which has yet to be discovered. We as human beings have limited knowledge of what exists inside this planet, let alone what exists beyond it. Sure, man made machines and human intelligence can attempt to make sense of the wonders of the universe. But truly, how much do we know about what exists beyond the dimension we live in? Is there life beyond what we know? Are there species on Earth itself that we have yet to discover? The world is on a constant journey of evolution as are its beings great and small. Even we as humans are continually experiencing evolution within our own being, even though we may not recognize this. To illustrate, when an individual is a child, their knowledge is limited to what they have learnt till that particular age. But as the child develops into a man (which is the evolution of the individual human body itself) life experiences add knowledge to the person's existence and that itself is the evolution of an individual human per one life time. To understand the universe or cosmos, we need to first explore the individual being on several levels, not just the physical. Then only can we understand and appreciate the stars in space and the stars within.

1) the true nature of the evolution of stars is yet to be discovered

2) the star within the human being

3) galactic research is further required but not merely just by scientific means

by st@rG@zer May 29, 2010

Evolution of man kind in girl code

Lowest form --> highest form
1. XY Chromosome -not even a male yet
2. Fetus -still developing male

3. Infant -basically a baby male

4. Child -mind of a child, nearly there

5. Boy -not a man, but pwede na
6. Man -Highest form of male

Friend 1"Hey there's this guy I'm talking to."

Friend 2"oh! What level of evolution of man kind in girl code?"

Friend 1"He's an XY Chromosome..."

Friend 2"oh... you better drop him"

by DancingDaffodilf May 2, 2024

Sock Evolution

The theory that socks evolve to the shape of one's foot. Thus making a differnce between a left sock and a right sock.

I felt so uncomfortable this morning because I wore an old pair of socks that went through sock evolution.

by Dansla116 February 21, 2011