evangenitals

a combination of evangelical and genitals resulting in one of the greatest bands to ever grace this earth. fronted by the Reverend juliachrista

<boy>what are you doing tonight?
<girl>going to mr t's bowl to hear the evangenitals
<boy>RAWK! can I come?
<girl>let's get married!
<boy>WOOT!

evangenitals by juliachrista February 11, 2004

evanjewlical 

A person who has adopted Judaism as their new religion and is throwing it in everyone's face. Especially annoying is evanjewlicals who've adopted a Kosher diet in spite of that they've downed 1/2 ton (conservative estimate) of bacon in their previous life.

My evanjewlical friend seems to be letting her new rabbi make all her decisions for her.

evanjewlical by Colorado Bootman December 15, 2020

David & Evangelina 

The most adorable couple on the face of the earth.

you two are like david & evangelina

David & Evangelina by yolonikka December 13, 2012

evangelicatheist 

An atheist whose obnoxiousness rivals that of an evangelical christian. They are determined to shove their beliefs in everyone's faces in the same way that evangelical christians are. Many of them claim they hate religion because it makes people think they are better than everyone else and people force it on others, while they do the same thing with their beliefs.

See Bill Maher

Bill Maher is a evangelicatheist.

evangelicatheist by Polexia May 28, 2011

Evilangelical 

The process of appreciating good and love and a higher source through the conversion experience of Martin Luther's time. Have to cause your own hell to appreciate heaven more deeply, than share your experiences and help others.

She is and evilangelical, had to go through her own bad decisions to understand the natural laws and consequences, she couldn't just learn by watching others.

Evilangelical by Juljules November 28, 2019

Evegangelical 

Someone who zealously practices veganisasam and shamelessly pushes the vegan lifestyle on others in a rude or judgmental manner.

The Vegan Teacher is a completely crazy evegangelical

Evegangelical by Thebookishbookworm May 19, 2023

evangelita 

Evangelita is a girl. She has hair, wears glasses and wears the same clothes everyday because she only shops in Poundland. The sky is blue but when she goes out it turns grey. Keep your kids away from her she’s dangerous and will make them cry. The trees have green leaves but when she goes out they go brown. Her vocabulary is so limited she can only say “shush”. Lastly she is a shmuck. She was born a shmuck and if you ever see her in real life run or she’ll make you a shmuck too.

Oh look it’s Evangelita!

evangelita by Chammakchallow July 28, 2020