The following is a calculation (unofficial) for determining the size of your ePenis.
ePenis being a term attached to Geeks/Nerds on the internet who wish to represent themselves by way of the ePenis.
Some refer to the ePenis as the levels of '1337', while some refer to ePenis as a method in which people give themselves their desired endowment size.
The following calculation bypasses both beliefs, and is based on the idea that ePenis is related to the amout of time one spent with the computer.
ePenis = Bandwidth use x HDD space consumed / age
Bandwidth use, bytes received (per month), times by hard drive space consumed so.. 50gb out of 80gb for example, divided by your age.
Everything is calculated in GB (Gigabytes) to make things easier. The age is in years (Duh). The result is represented as inches.
The inches is the length of your ePenis.
HDD space consumed is how much space you've used on all active hdd's attached to your computer.
Of course, the idea is that it changes per month, to prevent any one person having the 'largest' ePenis for all time, giving anyone a chance of having the 'largest' ePenis size.
ePenis being a term attached to Geeks/Nerds on the internet who wish to represent themselves by way of the ePenis.
Some refer to the ePenis as the levels of '1337', while some refer to ePenis as a method in which people give themselves their desired endowment size.
The following calculation bypasses both beliefs, and is based on the idea that ePenis is related to the amout of time one spent with the computer.
ePenis = Bandwidth use x HDD space consumed / age
Bandwidth use, bytes received (per month), times by hard drive space consumed so.. 50gb out of 80gb for example, divided by your age.
Everything is calculated in GB (Gigabytes) to make things easier. The age is in years (Duh). The result is represented as inches.
The inches is the length of your ePenis.
HDD space consumed is how much space you've used on all active hdd's attached to your computer.
Of course, the idea is that it changes per month, to prevent any one person having the 'largest' ePenis for all time, giving anyone a chance of having the 'largest' ePenis size.
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Or just EPEEN. A joke made by Blizzard on April Fools 2010. Later made into an actual add-on you can use in-game. It measures your gear and displays your EPEEN bar above your characters head as well as measuring the surrounding character's EPEEN. The higher your EPEEN score is; the bigger the EPEEN bar is.
Or just EPEEN. A joke made by Blizzard on April Fools 2010. Later made into an actual add-on you can use in-game. It measures your gear and displays your EPEEN bar above your characters head as well as measuring the surrounding character's EPEEN. The higher your EPEEN score is; the bigger the EPEEN bar is.
Your epeen is too low to whisper this character. As seen on one of the pictures on the World of Warcraft site.
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