dutch oven

A slang term used for inviting your entire family (wife and children included) into a sleeping bag where the family dog awaits after eating 14 tacos. The sleeping bag is sealed up, not unlike a sarcophagus while the muffled screams die out.

The family perished in a dutch oven.

by kremlin kostener September 19, 2006

dutch oven

when somebody farts in bed and you lift the covers up and trap yourself with the covers.

when i was in bed my wife laid the nastiest dutch oven ever.

by ohyez221 March 25, 2003

Dutch oven

When you are in bed with another person, you fart and both of you go under the sheets.

I'm going to dutch oven my wife tonight.

by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

dutch oven

A large heavy pot used for slow cooking.

The dog's head was too large to fit in the sauce pan, but I had a Dutch oven stored at the back of the cupboard and it sufficied.

by chux August 3, 2003

dutch oven

Also known as Stick-it. Royal Artillery game played on return to camp, after being out eating compo/mre for months. The pads/married folk would go back to there wives and wait, brewing up for the 2nd nights bedtime hour. Wife comes to bed, release then the warm air weasel of doom. Moving the wifes head into under cover position. Then

dutch oven::Let's see how long you can Stick-it, baby !!

by andand October 28, 2006

dutch oven

When your stuck in a office meeting and someone has passed gas. No place to go. No place to question the stink.

My boss invited me into his office for a meeting and closed the door.That dutch oven meeting was sure stinky.

by At the Fed April 1, 2009

dutch oven

To fart a really stink fart under the covers and hold it there. Then hold your own head and anyone else who wants to underneath the cover and enjoy.

I dutch ovened my wife last night!

by Chris February 4, 2004