dostop

A laptop running DOS (or FreeDOS, DR-DOS, PT-DOS, MS-DOS, ect.) usually an older laptop made before 1998 most likely with a Pentium 1 with MMX and 64MB ram at most or a 486 with 4MB of ram. Most commonly used as a way to reminisce about ones childhood.

The dostop I bought off eBay just arrived, I'm going to play some duke3d, doom, quake, and terminal velocity. This brings back lots of good memories.

by Bp106 February 22, 2009

Distopiacrat

a progressive politician, political appointee, or civil servant who is dedicated to the proposition that it is only through submission and absolute obedience to the state will the masses know peace. Seeks to bring Orwellian politics to reality.

The distopiacrats have enacted a new PSA for euthanasia - "Why put it off - go out on your terms! Now, please, citizen." It's a hoot - and even has a link to order your own do-yourself-off-at home kit.

by Mr. History July 6, 2015

Dustpizza

When the bottom of a pizza is over loaded with flower or cornstarch.

It's got so much flower, that it turned into a "Dustpizza".

by GuessThatPseudonym July 11, 2016

dustpunching

when a man has sex with nearly dead women.

"yo man wanna go dustpunching"

by dead_me September 21, 2016

dustputted

Shaging a woman whos not been fucked in a while

Hey bro i dustputted your mother your last night

by jubber December 3, 2017

Dustpan

If someone who had a mop on their head cuts their hair it then becomes a mop.

Person 1: Did you see Michael cut his mop off his head?
Person 2: Yeah but he still has a dustpan on his head.
Person 3: Yeah it doesn't look right on his head.

by Mjc10162002 February 28, 2019

Dystopic Gear

Dystopic Gear is cocaine that is wrapped up in a page from a Dystopic novel. Usually 1984, but sources may vary.

Bro, that Dystopic Gear is straight fire, was charged, still.

by Big Mac Ting October 19, 2020