Dryer Sheet

A clingy boy/girlfriend that blows up your phone and shows up at your house unexpected.

Guy: I'll be busy this weekend.
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
...........
...........
Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off

by dangerbot3000 April 3, 2015

Dryer dump

Fecal matter deposited into someone's dryer usually.

"Someone dropped a dryer dump at our party last night. I thought it was a brown sock and picked it up."

by layout-420 December 5, 2015

twat-dryer

Noun

The female equivalent of a boner killer.

Would describe a person who completely kills the sexual mood.

The person responsible for ruining an otherwise exciting or happy mood.

In an upstairs bedroom Ashley and Brian are having a somewhat intimate moment...

In comes Shelby...

Shelby:(BANG, BANG, BANG) GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!

Ashley: Shit, what a twat-dryer.

by GUADD October 7, 2010

Mihoko Dryer

When a woman willingly undresses for a man. She gets into a dryer and sticks her ass, outside the door. The man then penetrates the female creating a circular/ upside-down intercourse.

"Give me a Mihoko Dryer"

by Albert J. January 13, 2015

Chocolate blow dryer

A chocolate blow dryer is the act of sharting in a sleeping woman's face.

Man last night I gave that chick a chocolate blow dryer!

by Eng3dean August 20, 2016

Oklahoma Hair Dryer

When riding your bike in the high heatpoints of Oklahoma and the hot winds are blowing in your face.

Out riding my bike yesterday and I got hit by that fucking Oklahoma Hair Dryer.

by Sweaty Nutsack Person June 13, 2022

hair dryer

farting into an open vagina

I was fucking my girlfriend you know, in that position where she is on her shoulders and your pretty much sitting down on her to fuck her. Well my dick fell out, so I rocked forward and gave her the hair dryer.

by jomo85 April 27, 2006