Drunken Immunity

Exemption from any deeds committed following an alcohol blood content of .2% or higher. As blood alcohol content reaches a level that reduces the individual dramatically, they have a sort of 'diplomatic immunity', you know, cause they have no fucking clue where they are.

Person 1: Okay, why were naked in the bathtub, who was that whale, and you better put that porch swing back wherever you found it.

Person 2: Dude, you saw how much he drank last night. I call Drunken Immunity.

Drunk Guy: Case dismissed! The swing stays!

by wokeupinatub May 19, 2010

drunken hobbit

the term given to someone who's shoes or footwear have been lost/misplaced/stolen during the course of a party or social gathering, largely as a result of their high level of intoxication.

"Look at you, you drunken hobbit"

by P fresh November 21, 2005

Drunken Stain

A person who is drunk but also annoying.

Gosh, Jacqui and Matt were drunken stains all night!

by International House August 23, 2008

drunken fool

someone who is intoxicated to the point of no return. consistantly making an ass of out him/herself. random hook-ups and drunk dailing/texting often occur.

girls named but not limited to, Candace and Ashley. "candace, you are a drunken fool."

Having sex with your brothers friends.


Having sex in a bands van when boyfriend is watching.

by Rensayys January 14, 2009

drunkener

a little more drunk than drunken , drunkener.

he was pretty drunk, you were way more drunk, but he is way drunkener than you!

by katelyn<3 May 15, 2006

drunken coma

The maximum state of inebriation that a person can survive. This state is between blotto and death by alcohol poisoning.

Dude 1: "Pete partied really hard last night, man."
Dude 2: "I know, they found him in a drunken coma on the diving board."

by Scathe July 20, 2008

Drunken Phone Call

The phone call you make when you are absolutely smashed, to a person that you really love but have been recently a dick towards him/her. Usually during this phone call, you apologize and let the best of you to come out so you can say safely afterwards "I'm not a nice guy, that was the alcohol talking". Drunken Phone Calls are usually made by guys to their female friends.

-Him: Hey I know I have been a dick the last few days, sorry about that. I don't know what I want sometimes. This is the nicest I can be, during a Drunken Phone Call.
-Her: It's okay. I still love you. Just do me a favor and don't sleep on the street tonight, will you?

by Lacryma May 5, 2013