Double Fisted Chulupa Grab

The act of grabbing your manhood with both hands, while thinking of your actractive co-workers (male or female).

Randy preformed the Double fisted chul;upa grab while looking down at Carla's tits over the command center.

by AP1318 September 14, 2003

Double fist dick punch

Using both fists to simultaneously punch someone or your self in the dick.

I told my friend I would double fist dick punch him if he ate my leftovers

by Somc33 December 15, 2022

Double Fisted Penis Pull

The act of masturbating with two hands on the shaft.

John could have been in the Olympics he was a pro at the Double Fisted Penis Pull.

by ToddWinkelmier February 1, 2010

double monkey fist

the act of forcing both fists into anothers anus, causing a huge goatse hole after about 15 minutes of sustained anal penetration.

Last night she totally ave me the old double monkey fist routine!

by Sam Steine November 20, 2003

Double Fisting

1. Holding two beverages, one in each hand.

2. The act of fisting two vagina/assholes at one time. Involving 1-3 parties.

1. “I double fisted my cold brew and cactus cooler at Hamburger Mary’s last night.”

2. “I almost lost my hands last night because I was double fisting two gorilla-grip pussies and I lost feeling in four of my fingers.”

by glitter clit July 30, 2021

Double fist me the Jesus

Coffee. And lots of it. Originally used because someone was having two iced coffees

Im having a stressful day. Double fist me the Jesus!

by PKlady March 24, 2023

Double Fisting

When you hold an alcoholic beverage in both hands.

Valerie was totally wasted last night. She was double fisting the second she entered the pub.

by SPLASHPUTIN November 20, 2022