Leather Couch Disease

noun. also known as LCD. it's the state of fatigue, or the feeling of being disoriented after sleeping on a leather couch.

guy #2: hey you want to go for a run?
guy #1: sorry bro, i got a bad case of Leather Couch Disease...

mom: chuck! i told you to unload the dishwater 30 minutes ago!
chuck: mom, when you told me that i was under the influence of some serious LCD.

by Brent Handles February 21, 2009

Potter's disease

To plant your seed in someone elses garden.

To bang someones else's wife, particularly when they are off at war.

Someone with Potters disease typically presents with a very akward affect. They appear to be nice on the surface but truly are a back stabbing cowardess peice of S***. These people are the worst of society and are boring, selfish and are skillfully opportunistic. The pathopneumonic finding of this disease is the complete lack of a spine or testicles. Once they are diagnosed with the disease, people will see them for who they really are and not for whom they portray themselves to be.

The only cure for this disease is to be sterilized, possibly destroyed.

Did you hear what (insert name) did with that guys wife while he was in Iraq?

Yeah he was, I thought anyways, a nice guy. But I guess he is a peice of shit.

Yeah, then he tried to get her ex husband fired from his job when he found out.

Really? He must have Potter's Disease.

by jbadroad January 3, 2013

Deseat

To remove from ones seat.

Variation: To take off ones pants. See depants.

After deseating Jimbo Jones, I ran for my life.

by Jimbo T. Jones February 11, 2009

DILJIT DOSANJH

Legend of Punjabi Industry. First indian artist followed by Billboard. First turban wearing sikh to have his statue at MADAME TUSSAUDS

Kangana -Hey do you know who is the legend of punjabi Industry?
Kylie- Yes diljit dosanjh

by GREATEST OF ALL TIME April 24, 2021

Larbert high school disease

When ye walk in the larbert high and see big deppresed angus the first stage starts ye start to piss yer pants laughing because she is trying to get her pills out her purse she then cunts it on the floor that's when stage 2 starts ye shite yer self big mr auld walks through and pulls out his 30 mile long dick and pits it in big Angus wile also smoking stardog this is all caught on the cctv he then cunts it and then ye fuck both there bodies down the void and it hits some cunt in a wheelchair causing brain damage

Larbert high school disease is a bastard

by rab weisel February 7, 2019

Bullet in brain disease

A joke about a government hiding and covering up a murder they caused

The anti-government journalist died due to bullet in brain disease.

by DrBrad March 26, 2023

ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die

Some weird ass trailer for a game where you play as Mr krabs from spongebob and take ketamine,deliver the ketamine

fucking publicly execute people infront of the police and they wont do nothing
flip a coin and game end plankton

person one:so whats this video you wanted to show me?
person two:ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die.
person one:what the fuck?
person one:what the fuck is that all about?
person two:pretty much the discount version of michael's trailer from GTA:V

by Agent Stamos November 8, 2020