Doofer

The small nub of a joint that's left once all have had their fill. Tuck it away and save it for later.

Commonly known as a roach.

Derived from "It'll do fer later"

I didn't roll anything, but I brought a doofer.

by Onehitter April 9, 2006

doofus

Someone without a clue as to what is going on and/or generally has bad reflexes.

May occasionally do something stupid by accident (tripping, falling, etc.)

That doofus over there just walked into a stop sign!

by HiPeople March 22, 2010

doofuses

Plural of Doofus. People who think their ignorance is something to be proud of.

Sarah Palin and Joe the Plumber are a couple of doofuses.

by Wasilla Jane July 25, 2009

Doofer

A hamburger packaging device that contains your hamburger during consumption, licensed in Australasia by Burger Fuel, an award winning gourmet hamburger franchise.

This hamburger tastes much better in a Doofer

by Roland Matthews January 26, 2007

doofus

The pinnacle of being a blonde; a girl with no clue; oftentimes nieve (though sometimes in an endearing way); a person who likes bad basketball teams, any girl named Katie.

That girl just dyed her hair blonde, as if we didn't already know she's a doofus.

She just picked UNC to win at basketball, she must be a doofus.

Yep, her name's Katie...she must be a doofus.

by theman85004 January 9, 2007

Doofer

A hybrid of a Doofus and a Loser = Doofer

Hey what's up Doofer?

That guy is a total Doofer!

by DJ Ruckus May 12, 2014

Doofusising

adj. doofus

DOO/FAH/SIGH/ZING

The physical act of being a doofus.

Example 1:
Boss: "Stop doofusising you doofus and get back to work!"

Example 2:
That dude was totally doofusising when he turned in front of oncoming traffic.

by nicolitta October 24, 2008