first, to the one that said no one actualy donkey punches, that is not tru. when i was in colege, a guy i hooked up with donkey punched me and i had to go to the hospital. i got brain damage. thatnk you, for that. anyway, a donkey punch is when a guy punches the girl in the back of the head and its sposed to make you have an orgasam. it doesnt work, and i cant telll you enogh not to do it.
by jennaG January 03, 2008
My girl and I were talking and stuff in the kitchen, and I got the nerve up to donkey punch her after making toast.
by Titts McGeee September 12, 2007
The end product from the wopatuli fermentation process whereby leftover wop from an all night drinking party is left unattended and contained on a back porch for a minimum of two weeks. The combination of elements, temperature, neighborhood dogs and adventuresome squirrels create both a more powerful and pungent brew.
by trixie larue and bam bam annie September 18, 2006
The usual definition: During anal sex the man punches the woman to tighten up her butt.
The untold rendition of 'donkey punch': A guy is having sex with a girl doggie style (vaginally). Without a single warning, he pulls out and puts it in her butt. When she turns her head around to say 'what the fuck?', he socks her in the back of the head and she shits on his dick.
The untold rendition of 'donkey punch': A guy is having sex with a girl doggie style (vaginally). Without a single warning, he pulls out and puts it in her butt. When she turns her head around to say 'what the fuck?', he socks her in the back of the head and she shits on his dick.
Have you heard the new way to break up with a girl? Ya, it's called 'donkey punch'. Cuz then you can tell everyone she shat on your cack.
by Androp July 24, 2006
When you're having anal sex with a girl and you're just finishing up, you punch them in the back of the head, making her ass hole contract so that when you pull out there's no shit on your dick.
by lysopac August 18, 2006
To strike a female forcefuly I the rear of her crainium at the point of climax during anal sex.
Often results in a bagel.
Often results in a bagel.
Jakes such a dick he donkey punched me last night then left. I woke up with such a bagel.
That asshole.
That asshole.
by JiggaloG March 12, 2008
The act of playing Halo Reach online on a team slayer, aquiring a magnum or any other pistol, and meleing an enemy player from behind, resulting in an assassination animation.
if done correctly you should see the player's left hand punch the enemy in the back of the head, then a badass knife kill.
if done correctly you should see the player's left hand punch the enemy in the back of the head, then a badass knife kill.
Tim: FRICKING CAMPERS!!!!!!!!
Sam: God! i know right! theyre ev-- Wait...
and DONKEY PUNCH!!!! haha! jackass!
Sam: God! i know right! theyre ev-- Wait...
and DONKEY PUNCH!!!! haha! jackass!
by Mr. Snuggles!!>:( October 15, 2010