Dunkers

When your balls dunk into the toilet when you sit down to take a crap.

Wife: Why are your balls wet?

Husband: My balls dangle so much that they hit the toilet water when I sit down to take a crap.

Wife: Oh, what cute dunkers.

by FlipShitz March 27, 2009

Bisexual Donkeys

A way to end a very eventful conversation.
Only cool people use it.
The person who recieves BISEXUAL DONKEYS!
Has to return it by saying BISEXAUL DONKEYS!

Mark: See you later
Alice: Bye!!
Mark: BISEXAUL DONKEYS!
Alice: Oh Of corse BISEXUAL DONKEYS!

by Alice:) September 29, 2009

shiny sky donkeys

decidedly unusual people. not part of any subculture. not uber-fans of any band or comic or anything like that. will prefer to talk utter shite for hours on end than hold a rational conversation

SSD: what if we're all colour blind?
normal person: excuse me
SSD: well what if the sky's not blue. what if it's pink
normal person: i'm pretty sure the sky's blue
SSD: ever thought about getting your eyes tested? though what if your optician was colour blind too?
*at this point the normal person's brain starts melting*

by sugarhigh February 15, 2005

Fremantle Dockers

the best fuckin team in the AFL (Australian Football League)! They are the heart soul of the town that is Freo! They are way better than their cross town rivals, the West Coast Easgles.
Their supporters are among the best in the competition, and even if there a small amount of them in the crowd in away games, they can still manage to make a lot more than the rest of the crowd.

Go Freo!
The Fremantle Dockers are the shit!

by Go Freooooo! August 9, 2004

donkeys knob

Adjective. Something that is of exceeding high quality.

Steve, try some of this afghan weed.
oh my christ, that stuff is the donkeys knob!

by vegas_malone March 19, 2008

Donkeys Yonks

A helluva long time... Like, the extreme version of "Yonks"

Dude 1: I haven't seen Nigel in "Donkeys Yonks"

Dude 2: Thats cos hes Nigel No Mates!!

by Shavvy April 23, 2009

dookers

Swimming trunks of all types.

Gladys: "Shall we go for a bracing in swim in this beautiful crystal-blue lake? It would be splendidly invigorating."

Humphrey: "My apologies, for I have forgotten my dookers and regrettably am reluctant to expose my bollocks to all and sundry."

by mountainhippo March 27, 2013