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Whirling Dervish

The process by which a man, having stimulated himself to a degree great enough to have obtained a boner, just at the point that his beloved crouches down to suckle upon his manhood, spins around so that his phallous collides verily with her cheek and allows him to fart on her face.
Deidre: What's that black about, Elizabeth?

Elizabeth: A Whirling Dervish from Reginald.

Deidre: Oh, Is that why your face smells?

Elizabeth: No.
by 535 March 7, 2011
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derv

The term derv means homosexuality, often used in Australia as slang for people who act straight but are homosexual.
Look at that derv over there, just go and die derv
by keyboard warrior 324 December 14, 2015
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djevelulv

The ultimate evil. Or so they thought.
A creature, canine in appearance. full grown adults are six feet at the shoulder. Long, powerful legs are excellent for speed. Vicious, deadly fangs and blood-red, glowing eyes. eats anything it can catch. Can catch anything. Babies are born white, start to darken in teenage years. to be avoided at all cost.
Watch out, the djevelulv are coming.
by One Who Knows August 22, 2003
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Doerverb

A temporary lapse in concentration while texting someone. Resulting in a weird word or misspelling of a common word or phrase.
I had a doerverb moment last night while texting.

She laughed at the "doerverb spell" i had the other day.
by Hakan Ikbar March 10, 2009
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Dervman

Originally from www.dervman.com - the ultimate nerd site for the pursuit of utter pointlessness, now brought into generic use for any car driver whose quest for fuel economy (that's Gas Mileage for you seppos) overcomes any other requirement of praticality or enjoyment for a car.

Tends to either own a diesel driven car (DERV = DIESEL ENGINED ROAD VEHICLE) or spend all his time justifying the use of small petrol engines, silly air intake modifications, lean burn devices, ECU monitors etc.
He's nerdy enough to be a Dervman

If you buy the Mondeo you'll become a proper Dervman

Dervman will be happy - Alfa do diesels now.
by ymmit July 23, 2004
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Dervy

think outside that gay fufu dervy shit gratatacat
by swaggg420000 August 31, 2014
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dervish

to dervish - to commit a blatant error, to make a very bad decision
It should have been obvious that this name doesn't go with Star Trek canon - looks like the devs dervished again.
by Marec January 10, 2010
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