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Originally from www.dervman.com - the ultimate nerd site for the pursuit of utter pointlessness, now brought into generic use for any car driver whose quest for fuel economy (that's Gas Mileage for you seppos) overcomes any other requirement of praticality or enjoyment for a car.

Tends to either own a diesel driven car (DERV = DIESEL ENGINED ROAD VEHICLE) or spend all his time justifying the use of small petrol engines, silly air intake modifications, lean burn devices, ECU monitors etc.
He's nerdy enough to be a Dervman

If you buy the Mondeo you'll become a proper Dervman

Dervman will be happy - Alfa do diesels now.
Dervman by ymmit July 23, 2004
Words you can keep
Derpman is the only man with derp powers. He simply derps his enemies to death. One day Clark Wayne was walking down the street when he derped off a cliff into a vat of radioactive waste. He then get out cleaned himself and the derp god gave him derp powers.
Robber 1: were totally gonna rob this place!
Robber:2 Oh no! Its Derpman!
They shot eachother
Derpman by It's me, Derpman April 19, 2014
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a strong and bold male name. also it's rare. probably he is a boss.
derman is a boss.
derman by avantgard October 6, 2020
'DEV' means God and 'MANI' means jewel i.e., Jewel/gem from God. These people inspire a new fashion trend. They love to dress in a proper way. They have a desire to possess everything they like. They deeply care for others, and appreciate any person who takes a note of their caring and loving personality. They have strong communication skill. They are passionate and easy going beings who are always down for an adventure or an intellectual conversation. If you hang out with them, one thing is certain that you will not get bored. They are willing to try anything at least once. They struggle with commitment, but be patient with them, it may take them a little longer to commit to a serious relationship. They typically have number of partners before finding the right one to settle down with. They need someone who is a match for their intellect and who is willing to have fun. They have a philosophical mind and heart as well. They want to know evrything about everyone. They may be huge flirts. ;) And above all, these individuals are truly dedicated towards their parents.
He/she is life and soul of the party just like Devmani's happy vibes which changes the atmosphere with his mere presence.
devmani by Sakshidmp November 23, 2021

squirming dersman 

When a fly fisherman is eating out a girl, he reaches over to a bucket of warm water that he has prepared and pulls out a live rainbow trout. He proceeds to shove the trout up the girls vagina until she orgasms .
1. Mac gave the love of his life, aktrout girl, a squirming dersman after a long day of fishing on the river. She proceeded to immediately dump her loser boyfriend in search of a much more exhilarating experience with mac.

2. Upon becoming intimate with a friend of his for the first time, Austin gave her a squirming dersman. This immediately got them both in the mood for a long night of love making.

3. Ray was being apathetic about flyfishing, until he received a squirming dersman from a local fly fisherman.
squirming dersman by rainbowtrouter February 12, 2014

Dermanmochapoo 

A chocolate covered doodie on a popsicle stick.
My friend, Matt, loves to eat home made Dermanmochapoo.
The area of skin between your nose and upper lip.
Nicole, you have mustard on your dermanot.
Dermanot by EmilyJane April 26, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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