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Dervman

Originally from www.dervman.com - the ultimate nerd site for the pursuit of utter pointlessness, now brought into generic use for any car driver whose quest for fuel economy (that's Gas Mileage for you seppos) overcomes any other requirement of praticality or enjoyment for a car.

Tends to either own a diesel driven car (DERV = DIESEL ENGINED ROAD VEHICLE) or spend all his time justifying the use of small petrol engines, silly air intake modifications, lean burn devices, ECU monitors etc.
He's nerdy enough to be a Dervman

If you buy the Mondeo you'll become a proper Dervman

Dervman will be happy - Alfa do diesels now.
by ymmit July 23, 2004
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Derpman

Derpman is the only man with derp powers. He simply derps his enemies to death. One day Clark Wayne was walking down the street when he derped off a cliff into a vat of radioactive waste. He then get out cleaned himself and the derp god gave him derp powers.
Robber 1: were totally gonna rob this place!
Robber:2 Oh no! Its Derpman!
They shot eachother
by It's me, Derpman April 19, 2014
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derman

a strong and bold male name. also it's rare. probably he is a boss.
derman is a boss.
by avantgard October 6, 2020
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devmani

'DEV' means God and 'MANI' means jewel i.e., Jewel/gem from God. These people inspire a new fashion trend. They love to dress in a proper way. They have a desire to possess everything they like. They deeply care for others, and appreciate any person who takes a note of their caring and loving personality. They have strong communication skill. They are passionate and easy going beings who are always down for an adventure or an intellectual conversation. If you hang out with them, one thing is certain that you will not get bored. They are willing to try anything at least once. They struggle with commitment, but be patient with them, it may take them a little longer to commit to a serious relationship. They typically have number of partners before finding the right one to settle down with. They need someone who is a match for their intellect and who is willing to have fun. They have a philosophical mind and heart as well. They want to know evrything about everyone. They may be huge flirts. ;) And above all, these individuals are truly dedicated towards their parents.
He/she is life and soul of the party just like Devmani's happy vibes which changes the atmosphere with his mere presence.
by Sakshidmp November 23, 2021
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squirming dersman

When a fly fisherman is eating out a girl, he reaches over to a bucket of warm water that he has prepared and pulls out a live rainbow trout. He proceeds to shove the trout up the girls vagina until she orgasms .
1. Mac gave the love of his life, aktrout girl, a squirming dersman after a long day of fishing on the river. She proceeded to immediately dump her loser boyfriend in search of a much more exhilarating experience with mac.

2. Upon becoming intimate with a friend of his for the first time, Austin gave her a squirming dersman. This immediately got them both in the mood for a long night of love making.

3. Ray was being apathetic about flyfishing, until he received a squirming dersman from a local fly fisherman.
by rainbowtrouter February 12, 2014
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Dermanmochapoo

My friend, Matt, loves to eat home made Dermanmochapoo.
by Mike Oxaflippin March 6, 2005
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Dermanot

The area of skin between your nose and upper lip.
Nicole, you have mustard on your dermanot.
by EmilyJane April 26, 2006
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