dicked up

to cause ones problems to become worse. to mess things up or fuck things up.

Dude, that test today dicked up my average in english class

by harmon April 26, 2006

dicked er in the cabbage

When a person screws something up, usually playing golf and your ball is lost in the "cabbage" or the thick of the woods. However this term can be applied to any situation involving a screw up.

Ex: Eh Ray ya really dicked er in the cabbage on that one

by Maximus Tauntist June 19, 2011

Rat Dicked

To get screwed over.

Betrayed.

When some thing doesn't work out.

" ugh, this cops pulling me over?! Im getting rat dicked"

by ProvoloneWolf February 22, 2010

Diskeet

Cumming on your wife/gf/fwb without her knowing

I played diskeet with my wife last night - still doesn’t know

by DEBlueballs June 10, 2018

get dicked for

Often used in the military, to "get dicked for something" is slang for being picked for something that you really don't want to do (usually an order). Goes hand in hand with the phrase shit rolls down hill.

Captain America: Sergeant those toilets are filthy and not fit for use by any human being, sort it out!

Sergeant Shitforbrains: Yes Sir! Er, you there, go clean the shit out of the toilets!

Trooper Titwank: Yes Sergeant!

Corporal Cunty: Unlucky Titwank, you just got dicked!

Trooper Titwank: Yes I did get dicked for that, but I'll be finished in half an hour, and you'll still be a cunt.

by DCC John Stalker February 6, 2012

tommy dicked

Any object that is so crooked and warped that it strongly resembles a bent dick with a sharp angle change halfway up the base.

I just tommy dicked my cigarette!

by Cookie Batman November 22, 2013

Cat-dicked

Being led to believe that a guys dick is larger than it actually is by them sending you a photo that shows them to be deceptively large.

I met this tall, hot Colombian boy online and he had a huge cock. But when I got to his place I could barely find the little guy. That's how I knew I had been cat-dicked.

by JaneBlow April 10, 2016