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dingleberries

Are dried up pieces of poo that are stuck in your ass hair.

To remove: soak and pull (they hurt to pull on if they're dry)
It gives me a huge-ass boner when my grandma spreads her ass for me to suck on her dingleberries and then pull them out with my teeth. I like the chew them for a long time before I swallow.
by db October 10, 2004
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A person's balls.
Shut up Phillip or I'll kick you in the dingleberries!
by Dominator5000 July 1, 2008
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the sassy pieces of shet that hold on tight to your pube hairs that grown in your asshole, & are afraid of the icy tundra waters of the deep, deep soiled suage tanks.
my fuckin dingleberries WONT come off of my curly black asshole hairs...WTF! they are tightly gripped & if i pull any harder ill have to wait for the sexy asshole hairs to grown back....AGAIN!!!! shit. well, the other day when my girlfriend was giving me hardcore rim job, she started eating them and she swallowed every single bite. after, she tried to make out with me, & there was still A TON of shit stuck in her teeth....it was a little weird but it still turned me on.
by Maria&Taylor July 25, 2007
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Poop stained toilet paper balls that gets stuck to your butthole hairs after wiping.
I'm not buying this toilet paper anymore because it gives me dingleberries.
by Davenm June 3, 2015
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The unslightly chunks of snow, slush and icicles that accumulate around the wheels, flaps and dangle underneath the chassis in the winter.
Man, I hate winter! Especially when I get dingleberries on my car that leave a pool of water in my garage when they melt.
by iowabuckeyes January 26, 2010
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Dingleberries around the asshole is a result of dingalation.
by DzNutz January 20, 2004
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pieces of poo that you meant to poop out, But they stayed in your ass.
Eeew!!! I have dingleberries in panties again!!! :(
by scorpion April 22, 2004
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