Ding Dong

When a bitch grabs a dick, pulls hard to make a man scream.

My boy didn't show up at my house, so I Ding Dong ditch his ass.

by GordanBombay October 24, 2011

Ding Dong

Sounds Of Christmas. . .

Ding Dong Ding. . .

- Paul McCartney

by Barkley October 29, 2007

ding dong

A man's wiener, wee-wee, penis , genitalia...

Do you want to play with my ding dong?

by prosciuto April 15, 2009

Ding Dong

Definition: A Ding Dong is a stolen car used to thrash about and do whatever in it. A Ding Dong can also be a car that is just beat up.

“Michael is Trapping in the ding dong”

“120 in a ding dong mush”

by K9 Juggs February 9, 2020

Ding-Dong

Phrase that is said when you feel that someone is not up to par. As in "Is anyone home?"

Ding-Dong!? Would you like me to turn off the food disposal before YOU stick your hand in there?

by macFI May 20, 2009

Ding-Dong Ding-Dong knock knock knock

No one's home. Rejected, GO HOME.

"I went to my mom's house to get eat some chicken wings and waffle fries, and i got ding-dong ding-dong knock knock knocked."

"I paid $250 on prom night and I got ding-dong ding-dong knock knock knocked. Apparently she doesn't dig the love handles or the snaggletooth

by batarange January 13, 2009

ding dong

Main Entry: fool
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: One deficient in judgment and good sense. An empty-headed person; a fool.

ass, idiot, imbecile, jackass, fool mooncalf, moron, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, simple, simpleton, softhead, tomfool

If you are counting on a man to choose a thoughtful present, you are a ding dong.

by General Failure October 26, 2008