ding

A word used in a group of guys to identify a hot chick.
Variation "dong" used to describe an ugly friend of the ding.

It's a ding, 10 o'clock.
I don't see a ding...
She's hiding behind that overweight dong.
Oh, damn! DING!
Goddamn, woman!

by mrpeabody208 June 29, 2006

ding

To encourage a mate to give you a ring or call on your house

'yes mate just ding me if there's anything happening tonight'
'just give me a ding if your bored, we can fuck shit up'

by Kev YESMATE October 30, 2008

ding

Sound effect caused by getting a headshot to the helmet in a FPS computer game; for example, the "Tactical Ops" mod (later became a retail standalone game) for Unreal Tournament used this sound effect. Often used in double, as in "ding ding"

* a headshot to helmet happens in game *
"ding ding!"

by computer gamer October 3, 2004

ding

eastern ottawa slang for smoking a cigarette

"yo lets ding"
"you wanna ding?"

by dong May 13, 2005

Ding

Short for "Dingbat." An incredibly dumb blonde who may or may not be an alien, a cyborg, or the victim of a sadistic experiment in brain-theft. So strong is her ignorance that it actually radiates outwards; this can cause intense pain in the listener. Her conversations are rambling, incomplete, and surreally pointless. Smells like animal urine. Sits in its own vomit.

Clem: Oh no, here comes the Ding!

Ding: Um, I saw this movie last night.

Daisy Mae: What was it called?

Ding: Um, I don't have time to talk about it. Um, bye!

by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006

ding

An onomatopoeia commonly used to acknowlege the presence of a skank.

::points:: Ding.

by Stocks June 22, 2003

Ding

A magic word that somehow puts award ribbons on pumpkins.

Last place. Ding!
Worst place. Ding!
Down with second to last place. ding.

by Zach G. November 8, 2003