digloo

the byproduct of a male FUPA which in-turn keeps the "D" warm and often invisible and out of reach. One must elevate the FUPA to retrieve the "D" from the "digloo."

That guy has such a FUPA, his "D" now has a digloo.

by Blife December 21, 2013

dingo sleeve

Dingo Sleeve the act of putting on a condom over your dick therefore making it a Dingo Sleeve

Man i was bout to get some pussy last night and she wanted me to go in raw. But i refused so i pulled out my Dingo and equipped it with a Dingo Sleeve and went to town!

by raydingo April 29, 2014

digiorno porno

When a couple begins intercourse over a large Digiorno pizza, covering themselves in all the ingredients that are used on the pizza, and after the male or female climaxes, they spread their semen nicely on the pizza and they enjoy it to themselves for a nice, romantic dinner.

Frank: "Hey dude, me and my wife Cassidy finally did a Digiorno Porno together, and it was so goddamn beautiful."

Cassidy: "My husband and I did something called a Digiorno Porno last night, and it wasn't that bad to say the least."

by philipino descent October 3, 2017

Digcondicrondus

When your teacher won't stop making "your mom" jokes.

Student:"Hey Mr Smith I heard your son was in an accident is he ok?"

Teacher:"I HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER!"

Student:"This is a Digcondicrondus moment!"

Cue Laugh Track

by FRICKO MODE June 17, 2021

frosty dingo

A frosty dingo is when a man lubes up a woman's butthole to play with it and after vaginal sex shoots his ejaculate into and around her anal entrance.

I told her I was just playing with her butt as foreplay but then when I was about to nut I gave her a frosty dingo.

by Toast D November 13, 2013

iready diagnostic

true hell worse than having a 3 month surgery

teacher: hey time to do iready diagnostic
students: hey iready is already bad iready diagnostic is worse :(((((((

a few years later

student 1: i got a score of 1
student 2: not bad i got a score of 0.9
the annoying nerd: haha losers i got 30
class: SHUT UP NO ONE WANTS YOUR BRAGGING

by backwards_cones March 4, 2021

Buon Giorno, DiGiorno!

Waking up to a blow job, but secretly just wanting a pizza.

She fellatio’d me as the Sun rose over the hilltops, but man was I hungry. Buon Giorno, DiGiorno!

by TFCB January 1, 2021