carpin all those diems

diem's as in direct messages. When the world is going to shit around you and you're still on your phone.

Lame guy: Why are you on your phone during a turdstorm?
Cool guy: Lay off me I'm carpin all those diems

by Greg Dingwell October 31, 2017

Carpe Diem

Something semi-literate drunk frat boys shout before participating in a gang rape.

Everyone remembers "Carpe Diem" from the film Dead Poets Society; and they shouldn't, because it honestly isn't that great of a movie.

by HeisenbergUltra May 4, 2015

carpe diem

Like YOLO but way cooler.

Person 1: Woah, dude, why did you just do a belly flop from that diving board? It's so high!
Person 2: Carpe diem!
Dumb Fuck: wHo'S cARpE DiEM. gET wITh tHE TiMEs XD sAy YOLO.

by PancakesRule September 1, 2019

Kaffe DIEM

a coffee shop in Western Norway. It's cheaper than you think.

Buy coffee from Kaffe Diem. It's super cheap.

by Astorius February 21, 2018

Carpe Dieming

Present Continuous Tense for Carpe Diem

Keep ‘Carpe Dieming’ with 20% Repeat Deposit Bonus up to ₹2020.

by writerbylife December 4, 2019

Diem

If your name is Diem, chances are you don't leave your room. Diem is probably pretty short. He seems like the type of guy to spend too much time playing Hearts of Iron IV. He's a communist too. It's not all bad though. Diem is a pretty funny guy too, sometimes. He's still a communist.

"Aw man, did you hear that Diem is a communist?"

"Average communist"

by thebigman1221 August 1, 2023

Operation Carpe Diem

A rogue covert operation conducted by Agent 8 that culminated on October 27, 2022, resulting in peace in the Middle East, and the promise of hope and prosperity for every human on planet earth.

Operation Carpe Diem successfully prevented World War 3 from destroying mother earth.

by Tin Man 8 October 27, 2022