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dickshare

When a man tries to get you into bed with an elaborate timeshare like sales pitch of his wealth and status.
He flashes his platinum American Express card and showed me pictures of the house he is building on the beach, trying to get me to go back to his place. It was like a dickshare presentation.
by Clever girl 1124 June 14, 2015
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dicksneeze

When you Jizz on a girl's face so incredibly much that she can't wipe it off with a tissue and has to eat the man juice
You see that chick over there? I dicksneeze on her every night. One night I had to take her to the ER because of the excessive amount
by Russian73 December 25, 2007
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dickshake

dickshake - the act of a female repeatedly shaking ones dick until a cum extravaganza occurs, resulting in a delicous, nutritious snack for the female. A dickshake can be drank from a cup, mug, or straight into ones mouth. If a dickshake is chunky, one may need to get tested for scrumpious diseases.
This dickshake is not only fufilling but appears to come with chunks of chocolate!
by Stephenz A August 24, 2008
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Dickshake

The act of putting your dick into a blender with some milk and ice cream and then drinking it.
Dude, I kidnapped an orphan and made a chocolate dickshake with him last night, it was delicious.
by Warpig 88 April 18, 2010
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dickbake

When you slam your dick in an oven and make it nice and crunchy.
I went to go make some cookies the other day but i got dickbaked!
by EngageShadowz March 27, 2007
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Dickcake

A cake made from shavings of the male genital area.
"mum can i have some of dads "dickcake" tonight?
by I did it for the da lolz December 24, 2009
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french dicksucker

Someone who is in love with France always wants to talk the about thegreatness of France.
Kai Freund, is the ultimate french dicksucker. He is always up France's ass. Yeah, fuck France!
by guido 20 March 22, 2010
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