Dickloaf

An Asian delicacy in which the scrotum of a young deer is prepared in a lite soy sauce and ginger root mixture, the pubes are removed vilolently via single extraction methods pior to castration. It is sauteed for twety minutes, and then steamed and inserted up the anus for maxiumen pleasure in its consumption.

You try that mule deer dickloaf.
Naw man, I prefer whitetail myself.
Oh, don't be a cumtunnel.

by clavis jotey October 29, 2004

dicklover

Someone who loves dicks.

She is such a dicklover!

by cuzitssweetlikeme February 12, 2009

dickless

One without a dick

That boy is dickless

by Phr0s7 April 5, 2003

dicktosis

an offensive odor originating from the male genital region. i.e. a stank wang

Jamal is a fine ass brother, but Shanikwa refused to fuck with him after she got a whiff of his dicktosis.

by H-Squared April 20, 2008

Dickosaurus

Someone acting like such a huge dick that they have become a Dickosaurus

"did you hear about what Johnny did at the store"
"I know right what a Dickosaurus"

by Dafuq bra September 14, 2012

Dicklomatic Immunity

Dicklomatic Immunity - The ability to have sex with whatever girl you want in the world and another person cannot get mad at you, or punish you in any means.

Stephen had sex with my wife last night I was sad when I found out he had Dicklomatic Immunity!

by plasticpb July 7, 2014

Dickless Nicholas

(1) A emasculated male usually due to marriage or a very close relationship

(2) A castrated or eunuch male

(3) A male feminist

(4) A Transsexual Male

(5) A Dyke or very masculine male

A man who allows his wife to be a swinger and have sex with anyone she wants to but he only stays faithful to her is a dickless Nicholas

by EmJayee October 9, 2017