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poop dick ditch

An up and coming term for those lame sons of bitches who think they're kinky, but freak out and run away screaming as soon as shit gets real (literally).
"This hottie and me were getting in on real good, for sure! But then..., I um, got a little ick on me, so I had to bounce!"
"You poop dick ditched? David, that's some basic ass shit right there."
by Waitforit!** May 31, 2017
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poop dick

1. i man who trys to insert his penis into another humans anus
2. also used as a nickname for someone who has or attempted to do so:
1. timmy is a poop dick
2. miller tried to be a poop dick

USED AS NICKNAME:
timmy (poopdick)
or
miller (wanna be poop dick)

note, timmy and miller are not the same person or related in any way, there only connection is there love of the bum bum
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cheming=cos poop dick theta

the equivalency of munging Mrs. Heming or Cheming; makes barfing a desirable option
"That guy totally just munged a dead nun!" barf-vomit-barf
by andyfellovernet April 7, 2003
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poop dick lily

Feces remaining on penis after anal sex with man or woman.
Hunter wanted Thom to use a condom during anal sex because she feared he might get a "poop dick lily".
by Luckyripa69 January 25, 2017
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Poop dick

A poop dick is when your dick is covered with poop after you have anal sex. :)))))
"Oh man I had the craziest poop dick yesterday after fucking Jenny"
by PandaLover_ May 17, 2018
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Poop Dick

by Poop dick man October 1, 2020
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Poop-Dick-Dipper

The act of a man dipping his dick in a puddle of his poo, most commonly liquid poo.
Mac is a poop-dick-dipper
by Lil' M January 27, 2021
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