delusion squasher

Someone has delusions, of grandeur, of being an artist, of being captain of the universe, etc., then whomever presents reality over and over until the delusion has been eliminated.

Once Oscar realized he wasn't an artist and his video game playing was vastly overrated in his mind, he stopped calling his mother a dream squasher and realized she was a delusion squasher, and that he had to get a real job

by JessicaWalters April 10, 2021

Telefantastic Dissociative Delusional Disorder

Unlike Truman Show Delusion sufferers who see themselves as being the unwitting main character in a reality TV show, Telefantastic Dissociative Delusional Disorder sufferers see their life as being full-blown scripted, expensive serialised drama TV Series. They frame each year of their life as being a 'season', each week roughly equating to a single 'episode' of their show.

The sufferer twists known facts and does mental gymnastics to shoehorn their mundane lives into some form of 'season arc' for their character.

They know full well that they aren't really in a TV show. - they just desperately want to be.

Ultimately, Telefantastic Dissociative Delusional Disorder is just a tactic employed by the miserable to deny reality - those who know deep down that the only way their life can have meaning is not through art or expression, giving and charity, a relationship with God but instead by forcibly contextualising everything as being a carefully scripted, story-boarded and rehearsed piece of fiction to be consumed by only the sufferer themselves.

The sufferer inevitably commits suicide or dies in their 'series finale' - Whether their TV Series achieved excellence and a satisfactory conclusion (Breaking Bad), was cancelled before its time and fondly remembered (Party Down), went seasons too long and became a shadow of itself (The Simpsons), (Dexter) can only be determined by the dead sufferer's friends and family at the funeral.

Q; "What's wrong with Caleb? He said he hadn't seen me since 'Season 2', and that he thought I'd been written out, whatever that means?

A: "Dude yeah he's got Telefantastic Dissociative Delusional Disorder' - just nod and smile. He'll kill himself if he thinks his show might be getting cancelled or resorting to cheap plot twists"

by J-Lime August 5, 2016

Immature Autist Delusion

When ignorant people delude themselves and think that all autists are immature mainly due to mental retardation. This is of course false as most autists have been proven to be highly intelligent and mild functioning and autism itself isn't a mental illness. It is more of a developmental disorder and the more emotionally immature autists would generally be referred to as the Spergs.

Too much people suffer from immature autist delusion. I can guarantee you right now that I may be autistic but I always strive to be highly mature.

by CelticEagle February 15, 2019

delusion-du-jour

Is the current or popular action or belief of an individual or group that is self-delusional or in denial.
An individual's personal ideation of an incorrect concept for today.
Something you are fooling yourself about right now.
An incorrect belief that is on the menu for today.

Sarah's latest boyfriend is her new delusion-du-jour, she is in denial of all of his faults.

by Reddeb February 20, 2011

delulu is not the solulu

being delusional is NOT the solution ladies🤦🏽 ♀️.

person 1: girlll.. Jackson wants me so bad so i said ion care about his likkle girlfriend
person 2: he dont want your ass he rejected you 567890876545678 times, delulu is not the solulu

by 5starbtch August 28, 2023

delucus

Also known as the T-9000. An imlay city, Michigan supercop designed for power,speed,and ass kicking action. usually seen lurking around the middle school intimidating younger males by wearing 3 inch healed black combat boots and using suggestive motioning with his hands toward the glock in his holster. deluca (or delucus as his roman warrior name) has the ability to run at speeds of over 45 mph and has a junior black belt in over 30 types of martial arts. His current kill count is somewhere around 22 crackheads, 51 gangbangers, 100+ elementary school students and 12 hispanic americans. as opposed to the other cops who have partners and use patrol cars, delucus prefers to cruise around in modified police 25 speed mountain bike capable of speeds at over 100 mph. it also has a mounted .50 caliber machine gun. delucus patrols alone.

*hapless 7th grade student* "oh god, its delucus...don't move or make a sound and we'll all be alright."

*delucus* (scowling maniacally) "is this your gum wrapper you little bitch? PICK IT UP NOW!! (pulls weapon and precedes to fire) good thing people like me are around to protect the weak and innocent."

by ichs May 18, 2007

Delusion

A false belief which cannot be explained by cultural norms and that the patient often holds strongly. There are many forms, two of which are grandiose (e.g., the belief that one is God) and persecutory (e.g., thinking that aliens are trying to kill him or her). Delusions are a form of psychosis which often occur in the course of a severe mental disorder, such as schizophrenia or bipolar disorder.

The belief that aliens reside in one's nose is a delusion.

by Doc_B April 16, 2015