A person who will constantly tell you to get serious, and one who uses 'serious' in everyday language.
by siaranlover June 17, 2018
A naive female who does sexual favors for a friend and possibly his friends to get coke when they can’t afford it.
Person 1: Who’s Dewey Cocks?
Person 2: One of my bitches, you tryna smash. She’ll blow and smash the homies for a gram.
Person 1: Comig over with the gang right now.
Person 2: One of my bitches, you tryna smash. She’ll blow and smash the homies for a gram.
Person 1: Comig over with the gang right now.
by Perras Amor Drama February 23, 2018
Ben's blonde girlfriend texted that she was late becauuse the cops gave her a Dewey test by making her walk along a white piece of tape while toching her nose and saying the alphabet backwards.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 19, 2015
When struggling to fall asleep, one will masturbate while digitally penetrating their rectum. Subsequently upon coming to fruition, they smell their finger utilizing the pheromones to fall asleep...
" I have been struggling to sleep at night, I think I am going to have to try 'The Sleepy Dewey' tonight.
by Dewey1234 September 7, 2023
When one is struggling with falling asleep, they will masturbate while digitally penetrating their rectum. Subsequently upon coming to fruition, smell the finger utilizing the pheromones to help them fall asleep.
by Dewey1234 September 7, 2023
Dewei is a beautiful girl with an equally beautiful soul. Her cute face and pretty smile mesmerizes you, and anyone who sees her for the first will do a double take, and another, and then one more.
She's a kindred spirit with who you can never run out of things to talk about. She always matches your energy and has great taste in music. Her vibe is immaculate.
You don't need to have a lot of conversations with her before you realize that she's something special. Everyone needs a friend like Dewei.
She's a kindred spirit with who you can never run out of things to talk about. She always matches your energy and has great taste in music. Her vibe is immaculate.
You don't need to have a lot of conversations with her before you realize that she's something special. Everyone needs a friend like Dewei.
by walmartmichaelcera November 24, 2021