if you made a dessert it would be dry

this means if you were to have sex you wouldn’t be able to get wet

excuse me but if you made a dessert it would be dry

by thebestgyoullevermeet April 15, 2022

dessire

She is a talented, smart, sporty girl. You will be lucky to have her as a friend.

Have you meant the new girl dessire

by it me not really April 22, 2017

Having Fingers For Dessert

After eating, the act of putting your fingers down your throat to make yourself puke.

Fat Chick: I ate so much food, I'm gonna be having fingers for dessert!!

Skinny Chick: I have fingers for dessert every night

by George Burnett June 4, 2007

dessert bowl

the small amount of tobacco, weed, or anything else one may choose to smoke that is left over to be rediscovered at a later hour and smoked as a 'dessert'

Im going to leave a little for later so we can smoke a dessert bowl before I leave.

by Mr. Nater May 11, 2011

having fingers for dessert

After eating, the act of gagging yourself on your fingers til you puke.

Fat Chick: I ate so much food tonight, I'm going to be having fingers for dessert

Skinny Chick: I have fingers for dessert every night

by George Burnett May 25, 2007

dessi

the most clumsiest person you will ever meet

oh my gosh she is such a dessi

by Flarreee March 8, 2017

Desserting

Being a fatty and eating a lot of desert.
Eating desert

Sam was desserting with half a bucket of icecream. That disgusting bastard.

by Transpolar Drift Stream July 20, 2011