your mum is gay. if you said to someone you are a derk head you would realy be calling their mum gay.
by shilly April 30, 2008
Get the derk headmug. A derogatory term synonymous with a hick/redneck; especially an Iowan. Coined from the sound fat construction workers of the area sound when laughing.
Two women sit, enjoying a meal, when two extremely obese construction workers walk into the restaurant (strangers to them), and exclaim, "Hey laydeys! DURK-DURK-DURK-HERK-DURK-DURK!" The women proceed to exchange a confused and disgusted look with one another.
There is no real way to spell this, as it is an onomatopoeia, hence the long title of "derk derk/dirk dirk/durk durk/derk-derk/dirk-dirk/durk-durk."
There is no real way to spell this, as it is an onomatopoeia, hence the long title of "derk derk/dirk dirk/durk durk/derk-derk/dirk-dirk/durk-durk."
by NadaSurf12 February 4, 2013
Get the derk derk/dirk dirk/durk durk/derk-derk/dirk-dirk/durk-durkmug. This absolute gay man roams the streets at night, he multiplies by raping you and nests only at gay peoples homes, children's hospitals, and brualios house. He looks just like us. He hides in plain sight but one way to distinguish a derk is by their name, most go by derek the smarter one's "Big D."
by sexiest nigger October 20, 2022
Get the Derkmug. 
Damn, hopping on Tren is making me wanna derk my shmerk!
Just rinsed 500 dollars on plinko balls, pondering derking my shmerk now
Just rinsed 500 dollars on plinko balls, pondering derking my shmerk now
by astro648 July 5, 2024
Get the derk my shmerkmug. 
very skinny but good at basketball. Bestie loves him and cannot stop thinking about him. She thinks about him every day and night and she wishes he would notice her, but he says no distractions. Good luck bestie!
by derkyyymerkyyy June 14, 2023
Get the derk merkmug.