your mum is gay. if you said to someone you are a derk head you would realy be calling their mum gay.
by shilly April 30, 2008
A derogatory term synonymous with a hick/redneck; especially an Iowan. Coined from the sound fat construction workers of the area sound when laughing.
Two women sit, enjoying a meal, when two extremely obese construction workers walk into the restaurant (strangers to them), and exclaim, "Hey laydeys! DURK-DURK-DURK-HERK-DURK-DURK!" The women proceed to exchange a confused and disgusted look with one another.
There is no real way to spell this, as it is an onomatopoeia, hence the long title of "derk derk/dirk dirk/durk durk/derk-derk/dirk-dirk/durk-durk."
There is no real way to spell this, as it is an onomatopoeia, hence the long title of "derk derk/dirk dirk/durk durk/derk-derk/dirk-dirk/durk-durk."
by NadaSurf12 February 04, 2013
The act of beating someone catastrophically in a game (most commonly sword fighting).
Can also be used to insult people if you’re better than them. Just say “get derked on”.
Can also be used to insult people if you’re better than them. Just say “get derked on”.
by Rusty Dave April 07, 2021
Damn, hopping on Tren is making me wanna derk my shmerk!
Just rinsed 500 dollars on plinko balls, pondering derking my shmerk now
Just rinsed 500 dollars on plinko balls, pondering derking my shmerk now
by astro648 July 06, 2024
A huge sussy baka that needs to be licked spanked and other sussy things that German dudes like Derk like
by Binbmode September 28, 2021