Vice President Dense stood on the sidelines with that bland semi-smile and oddly hollow look through the eyes that is vaguely suggestive of a person who has just farted in public and knows that the stench is going to be deadly for all nearby.
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if used as a figurative (of a text), then dense means it's hard to understand because of a complexity of ideas...
if dense is used as figurative (of a person), then dense means that it's difficult to explain anything to that person because they can't make sense of complex ideas (because their head is too "dense" or "thick" to get anything through)
It does not mean stupid although it is often used to describe people who are also stupid. For example, a lawyer who argues what the word "is" means could be described as dense. Stupid is lacking in intelligence whereas dense infers that a person's head is too thick to teach anything to him/her.
People who exhaust you by asking for further clarification on anything from policies and procedures by asking questions they wouldn't ask had they understood your previous answer to one of their previous questions are dense - their skulls are too thick to get anything through to their heads so they don't understand even the simplest lowest common denominator definitions!
A dense person is the opposite of an airhead, although about as useful.
if dense is used as figurative (of a person), then dense means that it's difficult to explain anything to that person because they can't make sense of complex ideas (because their head is too "dense" or "thick" to get anything through)
It does not mean stupid although it is often used to describe people who are also stupid. For example, a lawyer who argues what the word "is" means could be described as dense. Stupid is lacking in intelligence whereas dense infers that a person's head is too thick to teach anything to him/her.
People who exhaust you by asking for further clarification on anything from policies and procedures by asking questions they wouldn't ask had they understood your previous answer to one of their previous questions are dense - their skulls are too thick to get anything through to their heads so they don't understand even the simplest lowest common denominator definitions!
A dense person is the opposite of an airhead, although about as useful.
If you had to read this definition several times to understand it - and you still don't really understand it, it is because you are dense.
by unicornmoans April 23, 2010
Get the dense mug.Denisa is the name of someone that dosen`t deserve any human contact,because she`s too perfect and despite that she has low expectations the human still disapoint her.The natural enemy of this predator,cougar is Alex.
by gay123\ December 7, 2020
Get the Denisa mug.a denisa is a girl,obviously.she's most likely to have green-ish or brown-ish eyes,you never really know if her eyes are actually green or brown.she also has really big boobs,you know.she likes to make surprises,she sings,draws,and loves to help people.denisas are mostly straight,but there are gay,bisexual and pansexual ones.they are the most chill people on earth omg
a lot of guys want her,but in case she is gay/bi/pan,she often looks after women,not men.
she is very chill,but don't get on her bad side.she often cries/laughs out of nowhere but she thinks memes are funny af.
a lot of guys want her,but in case she is gay/bi/pan,she often looks after women,not men.
she is very chill,but don't get on her bad side.she often cries/laughs out of nowhere but she thinks memes are funny af.
Girl:"oh,did you know that Denisa made a surprise party to tell anyone that she's gay?"
Boy:"oh man..i've wanted to ask her out so badly."
Girl:"i'll do it anyways"
a:"why is Denisa crying?"
b:"she forgot to do her math homework,you know"
Girl:"i wish i had Denisas boobs."
Boy:"oh man..i've wanted to ask her out so badly."
Girl:"i'll do it anyways"
a:"why is Denisa crying?"
b:"she forgot to do her math homework,you know"
Girl:"i wish i had Denisas boobs."
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once you get to know denis, its like your whole world shines in a different way, a brilliant way. he is truly a magician, as he makes all the negativity go away and when you talk to him its like time does not exist anymore, you feel free and comfortable around him. hes funny, affectionate, sympathetic, diligent, hard-working and more. he will never cease to amaze me every single day.
he is very open minded and you will never be able to stop talking to him. its that excitement you feel when you wait for his next reply that really makes everything so special. everything he says has soul put into it and its so admirable that it puts a bright smile on your face and you will never want it to end. he is one of the most supportive people in the world that you could meet.
he is truly a blessing to the world and im thankful that ive got to know denis. he is pure euphoria, worth more than all the money in the world.
get yourself a denis in life please :D
once you get to know denis, its like your whole world shines in a different way, a brilliant way. he is truly a magician, as he makes all the negativity go away and when you talk to him its like time does not exist anymore, you feel free and comfortable around him. hes funny, affectionate, sympathetic, diligent, hard-working and more. he will never cease to amaze me every single day.
he is very open minded and you will never be able to stop talking to him. its that excitement you feel when you wait for his next reply that really makes everything so special. everything he says has soul put into it and its so admirable that it puts a bright smile on your face and you will never want it to end. he is one of the most supportive people in the world that you could meet.
he is truly a blessing to the world and im thankful that ive got to know denis. he is pure euphoria, worth more than all the money in the world.
get yourself a denis in life please :D
by messy:) July 3, 2022
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